Wolverine Queen

High Art

i once saw a Danganronpa fan insist that Kazutaka Kodaka must be a deranged sociopath to write such a violent series of games. and when someone was like. "why are you a fan then" their response was effectively "well i like the parts without murder"

Me, using chopsticks to carefully remove the cheese, ham, pepperoni, and all other such toppings from my pizza with surgical precision, leaving behind cooked dough and squalid traces of tomato sauce: “You see, I liked the part where they weren’t killing each other in the Killing Each Other game.”

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

I just found the wildest fucking thing at the Amazon returns bin store. You are not ready to see this

Fucking J-cups. Hands-free Host. Sacramentables. Not from consecrate.

THIS IS IN THE FIVE DOLLAR BIN. One cent Eucharist. Holy wholesale. Bring your own benediction and save

I will never watch Riverdale but I DO think it's funny that Archie Comics prohibited fan fiction for so long only to make the live action equivalent of My Immortal their new canon

Perfume descriptions are so weird. What the hell is "an ironic blast of popcorn"?

It sounds like a spell that only teenage movie theater employees can cast.

US government reporting on havana syndrome

99.99% of dudes who claim to have climbed Mount Everest are also lying about it so I'm sure that's a factor.