JDIsNotReal

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

My mom would love this post

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

a little sad that Johnny Truant’s mostly known for the sex scenes in House of Leaves. he’s so much more than that. one of his first footnotes starts with him complaining that his shower has no hot water and he then admits to adding in the detail of the water heater in The Navidson Record due to it. he interrupts his swooning over Thumper to tell the reader to climb into a microwave if they don’t like his swooning. he also does an imagine scenario where he decapitates his boss’ head and then uses it to go bowling. all because his boss insulted his art

House of Leaves adaption where Johnny Truant is a reaction streamer watching a video essay made by Zampanó about The Navidson Record just pausing the video at random times to ramble wildly at his non-existent chat and doing shots on stream

massively fucked up and wrong that on the house of leaves wikipedia page the word house is only hyperlinked the first time