𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖉⸸𝖘𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖊

*leans against the wall trying to look cool*

1. get a guitar (Margaret should do nicely)

2. go to sexyman high’s door and play a sweet serenade to show them all that I clearly deserve to be among them

3. ???

♫ “DON’T YOU WANT TO GET AWAY FROM THE SAME OLD-” ♫

*Taliesin is quick to grab his phone and snatch his mask out of the air, putting it back a bit unevenly on his face*

…hold on a moment, I need to answer this.

*leans against the wall trying to look cool*

Hello students, cecil here with a public service announcement,

due to yesterdays incident clown is now classified as a slur, any students who do not identify as a clown are forbidden from using the word in any context

1. get a guitar (Margaret should do nicely)

2. go to sexyman high’s door and play a sweet serenade to show them all that I clearly deserve to be among them

3. ???

Announcing the Grand opening of SEXYVERSE HIGH!

Hello, hello, and welcome to Sexyverse High! Now, now, settle down, I’m sure you’ll each have your chance to prove your sexiness in-class, sirs. After all, you all have been hand-picked by me personally for the one-and-only high school for the sexiest studies based on your performance out on the field. I’m sure you all will be successful and graduate in due time as certified sexymen who will live down in history, and as your headmaster, I couldn’t be prouder. Today marks the fine, fine start to something beautiful!