okay, i deserved that.

someone has a big milestone coming up….

is it reaching the 1000th milestone of you sitting on my face?

Anyone know how to gently suggest that your family should leave? Don't get me wrong I love my folks but it's past Christmas and my sanity is slowly slipping the longer they stay here so any advice on how to suggest they leave but make it seem like it was their idea?

i'd just be straight up with them and tell them it's time to leave. i mean, not for my own family but i've wanted to say that to my wife's family more than once. then again i keep my mouth shut cause i don't want her to kill me in my sleep. which is highly possible. so maybe i'm really not the best person to ask...

thank u for the gifts! they’re so cute, and no offense, even if u said u did it all yourself, i would have known nikki helped.

yeah i figured as much. it's hard shopping for nikki let alone anyone else so i had to look to the boss for help. i appreciate you giving me a pass with that. hope you enjoy the gifts, kid. and stop by sometime to see nikki and kayden, they love the company.

You like press conferences? You look like the type of guy who likes all that shit. Or maybe you don't, I don't know just what I think. That's cool though, you're gonna have to bring him out when you win and let him celebrate with you and the rest of the team.

milamorrone: what.. @jamiebenn14 were you rooting for france? 👀

milamorrone: what.. @jamiebenn14 were you rooting for france? 👀

jbxnns​:

hey it got done, now we can just relax and enjoy our anniversary the best we can before i leave tomorrow. wine and dine and, you know...

Now that it’s December, I want to remind all of you that it’s fine to get down and dirty with it even during the holiest of the holidays. Just put on Wit it this Christmas and do your business. That being said, I hope everyone finds themselves a good time to finish the year off if that’s what you’re into. Feel free to text me how it went. @hwhstarters​

what the hell does wit it mean and why does it sound sexual... i mean i'm not a big talker about my personal life but my wife doesn't have a problem sharing, even if you're a stranger.

listen, we have to start thinking about the holidays, i’m still so behind on decorating it’s not even funny

i think this is the first year we didn't decorate before december... think we can blame work for that? or maybe the kid, that works too right?