Jazzy Jaye💞

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

I’m fucking Flargel

Huesriel

PEENKEL I HATE EVERYTHING

Crirsel

neanliel

Mualriel

Smethiel -.-

We gonna save Shaunise or we gonna bullshit?

RB WHETHER UR BLACK OR NOT, HELP SOMEONE OUT!

This went from normal to oddly dark to normal again, gave me whiplash

Is the artist ok…?

concept

yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

feel this on a spiritual level

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

what was his name

oh no

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

OH NO!

What was the cats name?

It can’t be that bad.

Okay it was that bad

This was legit one of the funniest posts on tumblr. Not child bearing hips funny but up there