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*logs on*

who are you people.

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neilcicierega

ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

devipotato

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screenshotsofdespair

#zack.

precognitiveignition

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2020/04/30/54f053764db7afd0.mp4

where the heck is @jazzifiant that good french boy needs to see this

jazzifiant

what in fresh heck is this.

i love my fat son.

#he is so round.

universeshardsold-deactivated20

precognitiveignition

jazzifiant‌:

well, i FINALLY found some nice cushions for my garden furniture that match the umbrella, so…

…so i guess i am a true boring adult now. :/

man part of me is absolutely ready to tease you over the fact that your 20s finally caught up and smacked you square in the face but like nah that shits gotta be normal or contagious or something

otherwise that animal village game about just like having a house and whatever wouldnt be so popular

jazzifiant

oh right, haha, animal crossing. i don’t really get it ? you are basically just making friends and planting flowers like in real life.

anyway what kind of insane vigilante shit are you doing this week ?

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precognitiveignition

jazzifiant‌:

well excuse me. i’m trying to lower my joke standards from “egbert” to “dad.”

i mean okay tying an anchor to something and plunging it into the fucking marina trench could technically be called ‘lowering’ but like if you lower something that fast and that hard theres gonna be some culture shock

for real though how you doing

jazzifiant

well, i FINALLY found some nice cushions for my garden furniture that match the umbrella, so...

...so i guess i am a true boring adult now. :/

jazzifiant

okay tumblr, i guess i will see what hilarious content you have today.

jazzifiant

just like i thought : jack shit.

phii2hiing

you’re followiing the wrong people, we ju2t fiinii2hed up part two of the catboy neutering debate.

jazzifiant

in what world are the catboy discourse people the right people to follow ?

phii2hiing

… the fun one where nobody ii2 a fuckiing 2quare?

jazzifiant

i am so sad that the only non-boring conversation you can find is about catboys.

i am doing a long con with toby, where i only give him dr. pepper after it has been heated on a stovetop. he will never know that dr. pepper can be enjoyed cold.

precognitiveignition

jazzifiant‌:

i was right ! JACK shit ! hehehe. can i be coy and say “the sky” ?

you cannot

your jokes are of a higher caliber than that and for both our sakes i refuse to allow you to lower your standards

jazzifiant

well excuse me. i’m trying to lower my joke standards from “egbert” to “dad.”

all johns are drink doctor pepper. all johns are tell lies.

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jazzifiant

okay tumblr, i guess i will see what hilarious content you have today.

jazzifiant

just like i thought : jack shit.

precognitiveignition

sorry i was staring at the ceiling cuz i got hit by a bunch of thoughts at once

whats up

jazzifiant

i was right ! JACK shit ! hehehe. can i be coy and say “the sky” ?