Living how I want

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

I would be a lot more motivated if I could see my life stats.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

I think my generation is slowly going through the stages of grief over realization that we’re losing the future we were promised.

As a kid I thought summer was by far the best season. As an adult it is by far the worst.

I want to see “Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives” where Guy Fieri is immediately followed by Gordon Ramsay.

Mexicans are stereotyped as both taking all the jobs and doing no work at all.

Before video games the statement “Fuck I died” was probably never said by anyone

The news is basically just someone saying “ Good evening”, then giving you a list of reasons it’s not.

I have a 1.5 hour round-trip work commute. A bad driver could add 1 minute to my commute. I probably encounter 10 a day. That’s 50 minutes a week wasted. Or 200 minutes a month. Or 2400 minutes a year. Or roughly a day and a half a year I have to spend in my car because of inconsiderate drivers.

In paintball, you should be able to use a paintbrush as a knife.

If a movie bombs at the box office they should release all the footage to see if someone could edit together a better movie.