The Jazanator

How long until I get to see Johnny Silverhand crying

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

KIM KINSURAGI GAVE ME A HIGH FIVE

I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

Harry du Bois would say this.

i have insane clown pussy