Gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam

surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of jaysebrings

I’ve just realised that homophobic people don’t get to ship phan or jaspar or tronnor or troyler and that just really upsets me

That’s what upsets you about homophobic people

this was written by a boring straight person

For real, though–if your sexuality is the only thing you believe sets you apart from others, and somehow makes you someone worth speaking or listening to, you’re actually pretty fucking boring, and I’d rather go talk to straight people that have hobbies and interests besides who they want to fuck.

This is actually pretty funny.

This will never not be funny and worth reblogging.

“Brave statue doesn’t move in the face of snow, not like those other weaker statues than need to be brought in when it gets chilly” This is too funny to be real

She’s a strong independent statue.

The Bull does the exact same thing since 1989. It’s being a brave statue that wouldn’t move even in the face of snow. But it’s not wearing a skirt so to CNN that’s not very praiseworthy I guess.