Imagine Jay Park

Oh my god. It’s Jay Park’s birthday. What the fuck! WHAT IN THE FUCK. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM. He’s like 30 now! 

Nah but I mean if ya’ll wanna request something hilarious, that’d be great. 

Imagine Jay saying he’s going to sing to you before sex so you’re like AYYYYYYY. So he starts singing one of his songs which so sweet THEN HE SWITCHES THE SONG TO SLAYER’S RAINING BLOOD. 

And I’ll get to the asks ASAP. You guys are seriously amazing for putting up with me. 

I will! 

Thank you for enjoying my blog. :’) I’ll try harder at showing people the light that Jay is a petty man! 

Imagine meeting up with Jay at a club and you get introduced to his friend G-Dragon and G-Dragon said he’s heard a lot about you...except it was nothing good. Jay’s BEEN CRYING ON HIS SHOULDER ALL NIGHT BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T TAKEN HIM TO SEE SING. 

Imagine meeting up with Jay on a date and you look up to see him smiling except it’s not even at you. It’s to the waiter because they’ve been friends since kindergarten and the date turned into a reunion. Jay forgets you’re there the entire time. He only remembers you’re there because you have his wallet.

Imagine running into Jay and you meet his friend Okasian. You guys are having a nice talk and they start making up a song about you. So sweet, right? HELL NO. THEY ARE DISSING YOU BECAUSE YOU WON’T TAKE HIM TO SEE SING NOW. 

It may or may not be made up because I don’t take life serious. 

Imagine finally taking Jay to see Moana which you thought would be a wonderful date. Wrong. He’s enjoying the movie so much that he forgets about you and when it’s over he leaves you in the movie theater. 

I hope you guys had a great day. Mine was great. Trolled my mom with my brother all day. 

Night ruined by Jay’s obsessions with Moana. Again.