Jayliriah

Name: Mystery Crate

Debut: Yoshi's Story

Wow. A box with a question mark on it, huh? How original and exciting. There had better be some weird freaken thing in here. Grr. I'm mad at this crate! I'm so mad... I could throw an egg at it! Even with the higher egg prices these days! That's how much I hope there is a weird thing in this box!

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Name: Air Bag

Debut: Yoshi's Story

Hooray! A weird freaken thing! Usually, a Mystery Crate will contain a cantaloupe. Yoshis love cantaloupes! It's their favorite! But I never liked it much. It's fine, but I feel nothing about it. If you show me a fruit salad containing cantaloupe, I would rather it contained some weird guys. And here they are! My prayers answered!

Yoshi games love to have their bulbous, wobbly creatures that take up a large portion of the screen, and Yoshi's Story is arguably the most bulbous game in the series. Air Bag is basically just a balloon with a face, but I love its face. It's just looking at you. At me. At us!

Looking with its beady eyes. And I mean beady, because they look like plastic beads! Its lips look like they came right from any variety of other Yoshi's Story enemy, because they gave these pouty fishy lips to so many enemies in this game. Would you make them less pouty? Would you kiss them? Would you kiss Air Bag?

Air Bag also has a classic X-shaped bandage on its belly, which is, of course, its weak point. Isn't that so messed up? The poor thing is hurt! And Yoshi is going to kill it by throwing an egg directly at the site of its injury! Let's instead focus on the nice implications. After Air Bag got hurt, someone was nice enough to mend its wounds! Maybe its mother, maybe its lover, maybe a traveling balloon doctor, maybe even its lover who is a traveling balloon doctor as well as the mother of its children. SOMEONE cares about Air Bag very much!

Yoshi does not care about Air Bag. Yoshi kills Air Bag by taking advantage of its vulnerability, ripping a hole in it, and causing it to rapidly deflate. I hope the spoils were worth it, Yoshi. What do you loot from Air Bag's remains?

This is one of my Oc’s named Hana, she’s a Minecraft bee. She’s used in a Minecraft SMP. Her personality is uhh…mad, depressed, egotistical, selfish, and a psychopath.