mullet supremacy

ahehehehe!! Weeeeeeeeee!!! ^w^ *holding your hand and skipping with you as we are hunted for sport*

she also killed and dissected a rabbit so that her peter rabbit would be as ACCURATE as possible. all the magic of countless children’s childhoods was built upon the bones of a single bunny’s sacrifice. how delightful. how horrific. what necromancer could dream of such impact with a single stroke of their blade.

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

i don’t believe in torture methods but i do believe jeff bezos should be forced to work in one of his amazon warehouses for the rest of his life and also in hell when he dies forever and ever and demons should poke and prod his shitty body if he stops for even one second

theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight

Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.

scientists everywhere are gagged

Are… are you joking? Please tell me she’s joking…

no???? this is all 100% fact

Tom and jerry

She was serving

What's sucks is feeling all the sugar just by looking at this

This post tastes like lunchroom trading and jungle gyms

The memories

My cavities are punching me for looking at this

My teeth and tongue started fizzing looking at all this candy 🍬

Experience tranquility

Neo Blademaster vs. The Cybermancer