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I spent 3 hours on this

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gracegisela

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

commander-cullen-deactivated201

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

norvicensiandoran

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

kyoya18

They just loved messing with people. And I love them for that. They trolled before trolling existed.

influentshadow

Trolling has always existed… We just didn’t always call it trolling….

carrieosity

Oh my god.

You guys. This picture book that just came in.

It’s an adorable story about a little “narwhal,” living with a narwhal family under the sea, but take a closer look.

Over the following pages, Kelp struggles to fit in. Kelp is different in so many ways; nothing ever feels fully right. Eventually, by pure chance, Kelp happens to get blown off by a stray ocean current and winds up on the ocean surface, where a remarkable discovery is made.

Um. Wow.

And despite their nervousness…

Hurray! And then the question:

I’m dead. This book killed me. So much perfectness was never to be survived. Kelp, I love you.

(And you, too.)

And yes, I realize that it could just be a lovely story about a narwhal, not a metaphor for anything bigger, but isn’t that the beauty of all the best sorts of books?

deadcatwithaflamethrower

Book made me cry before tea. <3

ohbellamy

She is the blood of old Valyria, no doubt, no doubt…

happy bday, marcella! @briennister

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notdavidfincher

parmachkais-archive

new alignment chart that god shoved into my brain right before I passed out from my cold meds

tswiftnz

Troye Sivan talking about performing ‘My, My, My!’ on the rep tour on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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sexybritishllama

hey quick question, why is this the funniest reddit comment i have ever read in my entire life

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swarnpert

british ppl be like……today is chewsday

jayhansom

@equus-swift whheezing

Tiddies

wait

Tiddies

for my bi gals:

Tiddies

A Very Pippa Aesthetic shoot

#pippa #pippa the pupper #pupperina #aesthetic #thats so tumblr

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if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

isolate

I’m literally not kidding

isolate

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

eligantly

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

isolate

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

eligantly

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

isolate

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

lynati

How much would it cost to bring the Giant Baby to The States? Or to make a few of our own?

thebibliosphere

Okay I know I just reblogged this earlier. but I just realized that thw “all in all you’re just another prick with no wall” sign is being held by Tony Robinson, known to many as Baldric from Black Adder, and a huge portion of my childhood from Saturday morning cartoons.

Amazing.

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