( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
( ✉ → sms ) im not DRUNK waht amkes you thijnk that
( ✉ → sms ) cna you pick me up… and brign some shoess… i cant find mine
( ✉ → sms ) the party was horrible but at least ikm drunk lol
( ✉ → sms ) whyj don’t oyu fuckign miss me????
( ✉ → sms ) all i wnat to do right now is talkk to you
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
( ✉ → sms ) why do you reply so slowwwwwww
( ✉ → sms ) help me choose a pizza topping please
( ✉ → sms ) don’t listen to any of the voicemails i sent last night. i was drunk.
( ✉ → sms ) you haven’t watched my snapchat story all day. what are you up to?????
( ✉ → sms ) i’ve had the same dream about you three times in a row, is that weird?
( ✉ → sms ) why is april fool’s the only day of the year where people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true?
( ✉ → sms ) soooo, in your opinion, what are some of my best qualities? i need help writing my tinder bio.
wrong/random number texts:
( ✉ → sms ) found your number written on a wall… should i erase it?
( ✉ → sms ) [random name here]? is this still your number?
( ✉ → sms ) pretty sure you dialed the wrong number, but thanks for the 13 drunk voicemails last night.
( ✉ → sms ) you don’t know me but i’m bored and texting random numbers, so hi!
( ✉ → sms ) you FUCKING asshole, i hope you know how much i hate you!!!
( ✉ → sms ) can you please distract me so i don’t cry in public?
( ✉ → sms ) everything hurts lately
( ✉ → sms ) thanks for trying to cheer me up, but it’s not working.
( ✉ → sms ) what makes you feel better when you’re sad?
( ✉ → sms ) i just need to vent…
( ✉ → sms ) please talk to me. please help me make this work.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t think we should see each other again.
( ✉ → sms ) when will we admit we’re no good for each other…
( ✉ → sms ) just know i cared about you. i really did.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t think things can ever go back to the way they were between us