jon

why nobody actually talks how weird mileven is? they met in rainy forest when they were 11 years old, the lil girl couldn't talk and literally just after a couple days they are kissing... sounds like utterly diguisting, right? there are fans of this type of relationships, thousands of them, and it creeps the fuck out of me. they have nothing in common – el likes waffles, mike doesn't; mike likes dnd – el hates it. mike and el were making out for hours in the bedroom when they were 13, before jane even knew how to know what she likes...gross, right? "they're teens, teens explore the world and it's okay for them to make out!!!" but el is not a normal teen? she didn't have a normal childhood, she doesn't have the knowlenge of a normal teen... right right, she ned love, but not THIS love. love doesn't always mean exploring mouth of the first loser you found in the forest with your tongue... jane ned family. she ned will, ned joyce, ned jonathan, ned hopper, ned kali, ned dustin, lucas, max... bruh, mike couldn't even say ily (what she wanted him to tell this whole time btw) to her till her last seconds. (while to his mother he can say... weird) if you actually think that mileven is a healthy couple, please, get help. it's not what you think it is.

I DESPISE the way duffs broke up jancy for "being a trauma bonded couple" WHILE MILEVEN THAT LITERALLY MET CUZ OF TRAUMA IS RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

I have an idea for s5 vol2. someone very special to will, maybe jonathan dies in that cum pit and after will finds out he unlocks more power driven by pure rage for vecna and in the end they have a super epic fight between will and mindflayer/vecna, where will doesn't pity henry but geniuelly wants to rip off his limbs and cut him in slices. it would be peak and dramatic tbh