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BIG FUCKING

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todaysbird

pigeon misconceptions

“pigeons are ugly!”

“pigeons are stupid”

pigeons know how to use touchscreens

pigeons recognize human faces

pigeons can name & categorize objects

“pigeons are dirty/spread disease”

pigeons are actually resistant to the avian flu, which is what most people are concerned about regarding wild birds. their droppings, another concern, may be ‘gross’ but are unlikely to spread disease. zoonotic diseases carried by pigeons are rare. (source)

catchymemes

genericusernamee

Holy shit this got really funny to really sad really quick

cats2019forthenintendoswitch

This is the mousegirl Akko of protection put her in your blog to scare off weirdos

ericthearchmage

@demilypyro

argumate

she had the face of an angel, a snow angel though

argumate

he had a body you’d expect to fish out of the river

argumate

her voice reminded you of why you left her in the first place, as she patiently listed all the reasons why you left her in the first place.

argumate

he had a face you’d want to punch, not because there was anything wrong with the face itself, but just because it was his and he was a dick.

argumate

ironically after all this time spent rebelling against her upbringing she had turned out exactly like her mother: an adult woman.

argumate

it was an ordinary Tuesday when you walked into my office, feeling vaguely uneasy about the use of the second person perspective.

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phantomrose96

I'm high-maintenance but in the way that a weird pet rodent is high-maintenance. You don't have to take me places or buy me expensive gifts you can really just keep me inside and leave me alone in my little square container forever that's fine. However if it's slightly too hot or slightly too cold or smells a little weird or you give me the wrong food or move me somewhere wrong or interrupt my routine or rearrange my little furniture my brain WILL explode from stress and I will die.

lolwtfmemes

changelingambassador

I can’t believe I tried to scroll past this without reblog gong

lubricates

do not scroll past without reblogging

aidaughter

rb to make tea for the person u reblogged this from

clowniconography

all men know how to do these days is scamper and scuttle

clowniconography

absolutely not. thats disgusting

crtastrophic

valtsv

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batsandboba

⚠️ ROAD WORK AHEAD ⚠️

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⚠️ END ROAD WORK ⚠️

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how does this only have 1400 notes

thebadevil

end road work? aw fuck i hope this car flies

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krystal-prisms

Someone add do you love the color of the sky

liquid-geodes

Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car

yupokaysuremhm

I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.

kennyswurvegurl

I’m going to hurt all of you

cobalt-snowdin

Good to know we all are hellspawns with the same mindset

Welcome to hellsite, babes

Take a fuckin sip

you’re all insane

the-only-useful-lesbian

I think this is the longest post on this site

im-a-dragon-cawcaw

I AM

SOBBING

MOBILE USERS IM SO SORRY

quirkyturtle11

i-give-toriel-to-people

i-give-addisons-to-people

i-give-skulls-to-people

cottageslimelass

I have now seen this on my feed 5 separate fucking times and I am ANGRY AT IT’S LENGTH.

huffylemon

one-time-i-dreamt

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

almost-always-eventually-right

this username escapes me every single time

zoozve

i cant stop thinking about this post

dkpsyhog

I love the idea that when you draw a pentagram Hell gets an @everyone discord ping

trainermallow

cringe culture is stupid actually. buy a skateboard because sk8 made you want to learn. sign up for a swim club because free! got you interested in it. pick up a book on astronomy because koisuru asteroid caught your attention. join the school volleyball team because haikyuu!! made it look like fun. give ice skating a try because yuri!!! on ice captivated you. practice the choreography to your favorite love live! song, learn to play an instrument you liked in k-on!, make your own robot inspired by the mechs in neon genesis evangelion. don’t be afraid to give something fun and new a shot because you think the reason is embarrassing.

trainermallow

if you started drawing because you wanted to make an oc from a show you love, or started writing because you got really invested in fictional universe, that isn’t stupid or cringe. sure, maybe it doesn’t end up sticking, or you’re kind of terrible at it. but you still have something you care about so much you wanted to try and you did something new. and that’s awesome!

butchgender-remade-deactivated2

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

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arcadialedger

The “animated masterpieces that lost their deserved Oscar to the Toy Story franchise” club

yeah I’m still salty.

sketch-elf

It's @sketch-wolf and I's birthday today. We turn 24!

#happy birthday

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