Far beyond the stars near beyond the moon

cute date idea: it’s fall and we go halloween decoration shopping together. just being around each other is enough to make us both happy. i wouldn’t want to spend my favorite holiday with anyone else

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will

this isn’t even an opinion, it’s an actual fact that no child deserves to be abused 

Oh boy that’s a warm feeling

Too bad about her other 9 yachts

Every article complaining about how millennials don’t buy homes or cars seems to gloss right over the fact that every penny they could possibly use for an auto loan or a mortgage payment is going straight into student loan debt every month. The number of industries that will collapse as future generations have no disposable income is staggering.

i would buy this

same tho

this is like reverse sneaking out. sneak even further into your own home

This would’ve been handy today

And yet Jon 1 ain’t lookin and Jon 2’s eyes 👀

“The Revolution” isnt an event, its a process