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This was… strange. A nervous smile crossed the blond’s face, glancing over to Weiss’ general direction. Sure, Weiss and him were friends, but rarely did she talk to him without also talking to the rest of his team. But here he was: not only Weiss choosing to sit next to him but also share food with him. Maybe I should be more accommodating?
“Hey uh… want some salt? Maybe ketchup? Honey mustard if that’s your thing, or-”
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With friends, it was a different story. Especially Pyrrha. There was an unspoken rule among friends in Beacon Academy that had to do with food sharing. Instead of getting defensive or arguing, Jaune silently slid the small cup of ketchup towards his partner for her use.
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Send me 🍟 for my muse’s reaction to yours stealing one of their fries
Normally, Jaune would silently let this go by. But thanks to his raised confidence due to the help of his friends, he wouldn’t let himself just be picked on like this. It wasn’t the fry, it was the principle!
“Um, dude. Can I help you?”
She wanted to ask him about his weapon though figured it could be a topic for another time, she figured that there may be some sort of meaning behind why he chose it. Maybe it was something passed down in his family? Lye was the type of person who was willing to help without asking for something in return, sure it may not be the best in some situations but she couldn’t help it it was just how she thought. She could see his surprise when she agreed to go along with him, it made sense with what happened most people had decided to hide to try and feel some sort of safety.
“Yeah, I’ll need to grab some things as well.” She agreed with a small nod, she glanced at her feet for a moment. She wore a pair of black flats, she hadn’t put on her weapon for a while not having done much fighting recently.
“I gotta admit, I’m pretty happy to have someone traveling with me again.” Even if it was a stranger. Still, Jaune remembered his mother’s words when it came to meeting strangers... The blond began walking alongside her, looking for maybe a nearby merchant stand or store that’d have some supplies they could purchase. Jaune wasn’t loaded with lien, but he had enough for a few days travel. Not much beyond that, though. “So, what kind of weapon do you have? What’s it do?” The male was simply making small talk at this point. Anything to pass by the time and distract himself.
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“Well. I wouldn’t say there’s no way,” she commented, eyeing the ground in front of her for a moment. Then, she glanced back towards him, not moving an inch from the branch that she was in. “You could always try forcing me to move. I don’t think that’d be a pretty good idea, though.”
“Forcing you, huh?” He remembered the conversation he had with Ruby and the others before hand. He didn’t want it to come down to this, but this is why he had that talk with Blake’s ‘team leader’ earlier. “Ruby told me about your weaknesses... I might be more of a challenge than you think...” His hand went to his sword... it seemed like he was getting ready for a fight, but he brushed it aside and pulled something out of his pocket. “Ruby handed me this! One of the last preserved cans of tuna for miles!”
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Holy shit I just realized I’ve been making Dumb_RWBY for over a year now…
And it all started with this.
kids please tag your spoilers
“I stayed there five or maybe six hours altogether, just sitting still.”
With RWBY torn apart and JNPR crestfallen, things really could seem hopeless from an outside perspective. Upon some searching and dumb luck, Jaune managed to find Blake. Yet here she was: uncooperative as ever. “So there’s no way to pry you from your spot? No way to get you to follow me?”
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the wind-up bird chronicle starters
“Are you always here alone?” “Ten minutes, please.” “I wonder if you would be so kind as to tell me of any external distinguishing characteristics of your own.” “Hey, you, get out of there! This is my bed!” “I’m sunbathing in the yard, so just let yourself in the back.” “Did I wake you?” “People change for all sorts of reasons, and in some cases the transformation makes them go bad.” “I haven’t decided yet. This is so sudden.” “Sometimes, when I’m looking at you, I get this feeling like maybe you’re fighting real hard against something for me.” “I can never just forget about you.” “The cat came back this spring.” “Yes, sir. I have you down for two cases of beer and a case of juice.” “Accident? Who was in an accident?” “So tell me, did you read all my letters?” “I must have written you five hundred letters!” “It doesn’t bother you, for me to put on your wife’s clothing?” “The reason I am here, like it or not, is because this is the proper place for me.” “Would you like to go to Crete with me?” “This is how I decided to go on living until I was twenty.” “You’ve got an emotional problem.” “I got naked. Ahem. Don’t ask me why.” “There is no way we can ever go back to being what we were.” “If possible, I would like you to forget about me as soon as you can.” “See what I mean? You always look so cool.” “I don’t really know what it means to be defiled mentally.” “I won’t be hurt. I will be sorry, but I want your honest answer.” “To me, though, she opened her heart.” “Show me your face.” “I’m so sorry I couldn’t show you the duck people!” “I understand your wanting a point of demarcation, but why do you have to sleep with me?” “Pain was not something that was dealt out fairly.” “I began to think I had been cursed, that life was so unfair.” “She’s been gone since yesterday?” “Don’t worry, there’s nobody here, as usual.” “Please don’t tell my sister I’m here.” “Yes I can. That is one of my functions.” “I don’t understand any of this.” “So you could blow the magic flute and find her?” “Sudden, maybe, but not a bad beginning.” “I stayed there five or maybe six hours altogether, just sitting still.” “He must really like you.” “It’s because I met you that I finally decided to go back to school. No kidding.”
“Thanks.” Lye said with a smile hearing the compliment about her name, pink eyes flickered to his weapon. It surprised her honestly, it looked to be only a sword. No modifications. A weapon that was usually only in stories, a weapon without any modifications wasn’t very common. She was honestly rather surprised hearing his offer, the ear a top of her head standing up a bit more showing her surprise. She thought it over, her first thoughts were of her teammate. Her brother. Though she knew they would understand, they would even encourage her to take on the adventure.
“Yeah. I’ll come along.” She said with a confident nod.
“Woah, really?” He didn’t expect an answer that soon and not asking for anything in return. He half-expected some huge side-quest to get this woman’s help. But here she was, offering it freely. Maybe while this tragedy struck at the heart-strings of some, it gave others a chance to show what they’re really made of? His eyes traveled to his weapon when she looked at it. You’d have to be some large mix of a history and weapon nerd to recognize this heirloom. Jaune then looked back up to Lye. “Um, alright. I need to stop by and get some food four the journey. I guess now it’s time to back double, huh?”
i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?
NOT AT ALL.
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This comic is inspired by this Sora’s “jumper” fanart!
And Cloudssj43 edited the English in this comic. Thank you!
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❝ cats are like large goldfish. ❞
“Eeeh I don’t think they’re that dumb. Cats are a lot cuter and a lot more clever.” Granted, just like a fish, they didn’t seem to know when to stop eating.
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rooster teeth sentence starters.
❝ wait. can we steal babies? ❞
❝ i'm going cakeless. ❞
❝ come, on. face the challenge! don't be a wuss. ❞
❝ as you know, i'm a fan of blazing it up and smoking dat herb. ❞
❝ speaking of hard, my dick. ❞
❝ i'm really smart sometimes, but only sometimes. ❞
❝ you promised me a death. ❞
❝ he's allegedly a piece of shit. ❞
❝ the ghost wants you to blow his wood ❞
❝ YOU WILL NEVER GO TO OLIVE GARDEN JUST FOR THE BREADSTICKS! YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS TO RED LOBSTER EVERY WEEK AND SHOVE THAT CHEDDAR INTO YOUR HOLE, AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU FAT FUCK! ❞
❝ everyone’s tried sucking their own dick. ❞
❝ i’m not gay, but i WILL suck a dick ❞
❝ i saw a bird die on tv once. ❞
❝ do babies float? ❞
❝ but a dude could just sperm everywhere all-day, every-day and never run out! ❞
❝ but how does a gloryhole work? How do you know what you’re gonna get? ❞
❝ no, pinnochio is not biblical. ❞
❝ when have you ever seen a bird take a piss? ❞
❝ just because something existed, doesn’t mean it’s good. case in point; the holocaust. ❞
❝ I’M SORRY. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, OKAY?! ❞
❝ how do you make a baked potato- do you just bake a potato? ❞
❝ i once shaved my beard, and _____ shaved his head, so i glued _____'s head-hair to my chin, and _____ glued my beard-hair to his head. then, we both shaved our pubes and glued them to ______'s armpits. ❞
❝ i’d do an impression of you, but i don’t have a dick in my mouth. ❞
❝ there’s no upside-down in space! ❞
❝ what would happen if your penis was gay? like, you were straight, but your nob was into dudes. ❞
❝ do you think goosebumps for blind people are like reading a bunch of jumbled letters? ❞
❝ i bet if I went back to the dark ages, i could be some type of ancient sex therapist. ❞
❝ in the lego movie, the word ‘lego’ isn’t said once ❞
❝ i had a girlfriend once who would talk to trees. ❞
❝ that turned my phone gay. ❞
❝ i walk in and you’re filming. that typically means something’s happening. ❞
❝ you are the mother of all dinosaurs. ❞
❝ you don’t drink the heroin. ❞
❝ you can get anything at a wal-mart, even tornados. ❞
❝ cats are like large goldfish. ❞
❝ it's hard to remember what you've forgotten. ❞
Death of a Bachelor starters
VICTORIOUS.
‘ tonight we are victorious. ’ ‘ all my friends were glorious. ’ ‘ let me be your killer king. ’ ‘ it hurts until it stops. ’ ‘ my touch is black and poisonous. ’ ‘ I know you need it. do you feel it ? ’ ‘ drink the water, drink the wine. ’ ‘ we gotta turn up the crazy. ’ ‘ I’m like a scarf trick, it’s all up the sleeve. ’ ‘ I taste like magic. ’ ‘ Throw the bait, catch the shark, bleed the water red. ’ ‘ 50 words for murder and I’m every one of them. ’
DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.
‘ it’s a hell of a feeling, though. ’ ‘ who are these people ? ’ ‘ I just woke up in my underwear. ’ ‘ I should probably introduce myself. ’ ‘ there’s no such thing as getting out of hand. ’ ‘ memories tend to just pop up. ’ ‘ don’t think I’ll ever get enough. ’ ‘ champagne, cocaine, gasoline– and most things in between. ’ ‘ I roam the city in a shopping cart. ’ ‘ this night is heating up. ’ ‘ raise hell and turn it up. ’ ‘ If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe. ’ ‘ don’t threaten me with a good time. ’ ‘ what are these footprints? they don’t look very human-like. ’ ‘ Now I wish that I could find my clothes. ’ ‘ I wanna wake up, can’t even tell if this is a dream. ’ ‘ how did we end up in my neighbor’s pool ? ’
HALLELUJAH.
‘ A moment you’ll never remember, and a night you’ll never forget. ’ ‘ Show praise with your body. ’ ‘ Say your prayers. ’ ‘ My life started the day I got caught. ’ ‘ the time for being sad is over. ’ ‘ you miss them like you miss no other. ’ ‘ being blue is better than being over it. ’ ‘ I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing. ’ ‘ I love the things you hate about yourself. ’ ‘ just finished a daydream. ’ ‘ no one wants you when you have no heart. ’ ‘ I’m sitting pretty in my brand new scars. ’ ‘ You’ll never know if you don’t ever try again, so let’s try. ’
EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES.
‘ finders keepers, losers weepers. ’ ‘ welcome to the end of eras. ’ ‘ dress me up and watch me die. ’ ‘ if it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. ’ ‘ you just might see a ghost tonight. ’ ‘ And if you don’t know, now you know. ’ ‘ I’m taking back the crown. ’ ‘ I’m all dressed up and naked. ’ ‘ I see what’s mine and take it. ’ ‘ so close, I can taste it. ’ ‘ I’m so much more than royal. ’ ‘ Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die. ’ ‘ welcome to my world of fun. ’
DEATH OF A BACHELOR.
‘ do I look lonely ? ’ ‘ people have told me I don’t look the same. ’ ‘ maybe I lost weight. ’ ‘ I’m playing hooky with the best of the best. ’ ‘ I’m walking the long road, watching the sky fall. ’ ‘ how could I ask for more ? ’ ‘ a lifetime of laughter and the expense of the death of a bachelor. ’ ‘ it feels like my heart is going to burst. ’ ‘ and when you think of me am I the best you’ve ever had ? ’ ‘ share one more drink with me, smile even though you’re sad. ’
CRAZY=GENIUS.
‘ you can set yourself on fire. ’ ‘ you dance on a tightrope of weird. ’ ‘ but when I wake up you’re so normal that you just disappear. ’ ‘ there’s no residue of a torturer inside of your eyes. ’ ‘ then I’m a fucking arsonist. ’ ‘ I’m a rocket scientist. ’ ‘ you can set yourself on fire, but you’re never gonna burn. ’ ‘ you’re never gonna learn. ’ ‘ Darlin’, you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue. ’ ‘ other boys you may have dated serrated your heart with a slice. ’ ‘ the cut of your love never hurts. ’
LA DEVOTEE.
‘ you got two black eyes from loving too hard. ’ ‘ I wouldn’t change you. ’ ‘ I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave. ’ ‘ just another LA devotee. ’ ‘ I couldn’t change you. ’ ‘ I couldn’t ever make you see. ’
GOLDEN DAYS.
‘ I found a pile of Polaroids in the crates of a record shop. ’ ‘ boy, he was something debonair in 1979. ’ ‘ and she had Farrah Fawcett hair. ’ ‘ don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade ? ’ ‘ all the memories that we make will never change. ’ ‘ time can never break your heart, but it’ll take the pain away. ’ ‘ Right now our future’s certain. ’ ‘ I won’t let it fade away. ’
THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE DIRTY.
‘ truth is that it was always going to end. ’ ‘ if you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch. make it a good one. ’ ‘ And if you wanna make it through the night, you better say my name like the good, the bad and the dirty. ’ ‘ I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate. ’ ‘ don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education. ’ ‘ there’s only two ways that these things can go. ’ ‘ how was I to know that all your friends won’t hold any grudges ? ’ ‘ I got the final judgement. ’ ‘ you’ve been gone so long, I forgot what you feel like. ’ ‘ but I’m not gonna think about that right now. ’ ‘ all our friends want us to fall in love. ’
HOUSE OF MEMORIES.
‘ the lonely moments just get lonelier, the longer you’re in love. ’ ‘ I don’t want to be afraid. ’ ‘ baby, we built this house on memories. ’ ‘ promise me a place in your house of memories. ’ ‘ I think of you from time to time, more than I thought I would. ’ ‘ you were just too kind. ’ ‘ I was too young to know. ’ ‘ that’s all that really matters. ’ ‘ I was a fool. ’ ‘ those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me. ’ ‘ I wish I could believe you’d never wrong me. ’ ‘ will you remember me in the same way as I remember you ? ’
IMPOSSIBLE YEAR.
‘ there’s no sunshine. ’ ‘ all the guests at the party, they’re so insincere. ’ ‘ these nightmares always hang on past the dream. ’
