โ weโre family. family never gets left behind. โ
โ time for a haircut. โ
โ i burned your birthday cake. โ
โ donโt you raise your voice at me, young man. โ
โ you can stay here. for as long as you need. โ
โ your bath is ready. โ
โ stop squirming and let me see that cut!ย โ
โ theyโre being assholes, mom!ย โ
โ remember toย scrub behind your ears. โ
โ hand sanitizer! weโre out of hand sanitizer!ย โ
โ we lost the keys. โ
โ get out of my room. โ
โ where are you off to, little dude? โ
โ youโre so annoying! โ
โ i donโt think so, young lady. โ
โ who broke the toilet?ย โ
โ youโre one of us now. โ
โ want to hold my hand? โ
โ i smell cupcakes. โ
โ please stop screaming. โ
โ if you donโt turn off that light and go back to your room right nowโฆย โ
โ pull up a chair. have some breakfast. โ
โย shut up.ย iโm n-not s-s-scared. โ
โ what happened to your eye? โ
โ honey, theyโre staring. โ
โ hey, hey. iโm not going anywhere. โ
โ you should be in bed. โย
โ get over here right now! โ
โ thatโs gonna be a no, buddy. you have a temperature. โ
โ what is it with kids and their gadgets?ย โ
โ shut up. shut up. shut up! โ
โ donโt be sad. you can come along next time. โ
โ did you just sass me? โ
โ you brighten up my life, honey. โ
โ they canโt watch this! itโs rated r! โ
โ does someone need a hug? โ
โ he called me lame,ย honey.ย โ
โ weโre hip. weโre in the know. โ
โ do you want to hear a story? โ
โ iโve been texting you for ten minutes! where were you?ย โ
โ i donโt wanna hug him!ย โ
โ no tv for a month. โ