little bit angel, whole lotta outlaw

Why do people think that it’s ok to bring food into a library? This is a place for studying and reading, not for you to eat your lunch!

How does pizza sauce on a Wimpy Kid even happen?? I mean, if you’re sneaking a full lunch into the library, the least you can do is not leave behind evidence of your crimes. Librarians already do enough without having to scrape dried soda and grease off pages because somebody couldn’t survive thirty minutes without a snack.

Is it bad I've learned to fall asleep to that show? Most people put on white noise and here's me snoozing to those fuckers munching on people.

I mean, maybe to others but it's not weird to me. After all, we're going to have the ultimate post apocalyptic place when the zombie apocalypse eventually takes everyone else out. It's not weird, it's just preparing for the inevitable.

I’m honestly not sure if I should be impressed or concerned by that level of dedication. You know most people accessorize their homes with a rug. I just want to understand the logistics here. Do you have a designated “taxidermy seasonal rotation closet,” or is this all happening in real time? Because I’m picturing someone in your house walking past the skull and going, “Oh no, he actually prefers polarized lenses in winter."

Probably a mixture of the two, to be honest. My brothers and uncles have always been cause for mental concern lol. As for the closet, though, there’s nothing like that. Thankfully. My uncle just uses his son’s stuff to dress up the goat. That being said, I really hope he never sees this and gets any ideas or something.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in someone else’s house that they acted like was completely normal? Not illegal weird. Just “why do you own this and why is it on display” weird. Asking because I just saw a decorative taxidermy squirrel dressed like a cowboy and nobody in the room acknowledged it.

You’d be surprised how many taxidermied animals you’d see down in Texas, always dressed in the weirded get-ups! My brother has this taxidermy rooster dressed in a full-on tuxedo holding a tray of champagne. And here? It's even worse. My grandfather has this huge ass goat skull hanging on the wall in the main house living room, and my uncle puts sunglasses on it so often that my grandfather stopped taking them off; in the winter, he removes the sunglasses and puts snowgoggles on it instead.

Don’t know why but I’ve been on such a zombie game kick lately. Got myself set up nicely on 7 Days to Die but then decided to jump back on Dead Island 2. Playing as the “firefighter” of course. Ha

I will take full responsibility for this since it's probably my fault lol. It's probably seeped in from when you fall asleep, but I can't sleep and end up watching The Last of Us and The Walking Dead: Telltale Series playthroughs.

Jaz: NGL, I'm very happy that you're not a pet name kinda guy. I'm pretty sure that I would have gone crazy by now if you were.

Text || Matt & Jaz

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