Darling.

Never forget.

thug ass ducks

OH MY GOD

people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

I love tchotchkes

Your pokémon snapped out of its confusion!

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

well dont put it in your pocketitsyour lucky guarter. you put it in your pocket it gets mixed in with all the others and then its just another coin.

call it.

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

gabumon plz this is srs 

give her my phone number.

i will quote fall out boy lyrics in normal conversation every chance i get but that’s just who i am this week