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Jaskier: True beauty is immortal. Look at me, I'm flawless.

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Yenn: Jaskier?! I thought you were executed years ago!
Jaskier: True beauty is immortal. Look at me, I'm flawless.

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This is not incorrect, this was actually released and created by Netflix. I'm so proud
Jaskier: You think its easy to be me? You think its easy to get up every. single. day. and be an industrial grade dumbass? Well its not. But that's what I do. And I'll never stop.

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"Now, Geralt, I have spent a good chunk of time since we last saw each other bettering myself, so I am gonna need you to get on my level."
-Jaskier
Jaskier: I'm not a war guy.
Geralt: No one is until the war.
My laptop just melted and I can't replace it for months, so expect this drought in posts to be extended for a long time.
"Let us embrace, Geralt, and from this very moment vow an eternal misery together."
-Yennefer of Vengeberg
Mousesack: You aren't going to claim the child surprise? They would benefit from your guidance.
Geralt: Nurturing parents don't run in my family.

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Jaskier: I CAN'T DIE HERE!
Yennefer: Feel free to, though. At least it would be quieter.
Geralt: It's your fault, Jaskier, just own up to it.
Jaskier: No, I don't have to. I'm a grown man, I can avoid my responsibilities like the best of them.
"Do you know how hard it is to get laid when you smell like coleslaw? I mean, not hard, but still!"
-Jaskier
"I don't really care that she stabbed me, I'm just glad she missed my titty."
-Yennefer of Vengeberg
Yennefer: I've only been here for five minutes and I've already saved your ass! You need me.
Tissaia: No, you just need to feel needed.
Yennefer: Obviously! Still rude to say!

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As you may have noticed, I've been less consistent with content on this blog recently. Been going through a lot of stuff with work. I'm trying to come up with a new schedule to stay consistent, but I probably won't be back to daily posting anytime soon.
Jaskier: Thank you for your service.
Geralt: I didn't do it for you.