a lesson in romantics;

Existentialism and Alcoholism || Fox & Jasey

Fox shrugged his shoulders in a nonchalant manner. “I guess I didn’t really like her all that much either, but I liked fucking her.” A laugh escaped his lips once he admitted that his high school girlfriend was simply an easy lay. “That’s a horrible analogy,” he informed, a grin pulling at the corners of his lips. “I like watching the Discovery Channel.” The boy slid his tongue over his bottom lip mindlessly as he kept his focus on the redhead. “But I get it, it just doesn’t interest you. You’re more into the actual act.” As Jasey went on about how Fox was going against the rules of the game, he shook his head. “I’m positive that you can do that.” His lips were still strung into some sort of goofy grin before he stuck his tongue out at the girl. “I think it’s obvious that I’ve had a few one-night stands.” Fox nodded, admitting his defeat before he downed another shot, squeezing his eyes shut tight as the vodka slid down his throat. “Fuck.” He set the glass back down before rubbing his chin with one hand, slightly amused by the demisexual thing. “So, you seriously can only have sex with people you have feelings for? Bummer.” The boy scraped his teeth over his lower his, taking a short moment to think. “Never have I ever swallowed cum… But I’m sure it must taste great.” 

"Why even date someone you don't like? The sex thing isn't a real answer because it just seems like it would be better anyways if you at least didn't resent the person. Don't put a picture in my head, Fox, or you'll be seeing these shots again. We're close and all but not that close." She crossed her arms defensively, "It was on the spot, thank you very much." she huffed, only half serious at most. It was hard to actually offend her. "Why wouldn't I be?" Jasey crinkled her nose in thought, a habit that had come out of nowhere recently, 'Okay, whatever. Even if it is allowed why would you do it? You're closer to losing than I am, now. ...Nevermind keep doing that," she teased. The more he admitted things, the closer he got to getting shitfaced before her. "I like the idea of winning just because you're curious." It wasn't very surprising that Fox had had a few one-night stands, but it still made her eyes widen. "I mean, anyone can fuck around with whoever they want, but I'm only attracted to people I've got that connection to, y'know? I'm not wired the same as someone who sees a girl on the street and thinks 'yeah, I'd smash that girl's back doors in.' Make sense?" A soft chuckle escaped her lips, "Ah, no comment. But you also struck out with that one. No drink. .....Never have I ever been walked in on."

She's a witch She's a mess She's a waste of time,  Damsel in distress on a steep decline,  When all she wants is someone to keep her warm She's 21 next year but she's lost her mind,  She fucks it up almost every time she tries,  She grabbed my hand as I walked her to her door

Existentialism and Alcoholism || Fox & Jasey

"She was just a control freak and wanted everything to be perfect all the time. I think she was only with me because of my looks, like I just looked good on her arm and made other girls jealous of her type of thing." Fox shook his head with a laugh before he ceased the drumming, letting his hands simply rest over her legs. "Not once, that’s amazing. I’d think curiosity would have at least gotten the best of you." Lifting a hand, he combed his fingers through his hair. Whereas most people thought it was about time to get a haircut, Fox didn’t particularly care to and he didn’t like doing what people told him to do either way. Usually, he did whatever you told him not to do. “I’ll make sure to stay away from your computer then, I don’t need to see that.” A light chuckle rolled past his lips before he nodded when Jasey reminded him that it was in fact his turn again. “Never have I ever… Masturbated.” The boy couldn’t even keep a straight face once the words left his lips and quickly uncapped the vodka, pouring himself a shot. “I’m only fucking myself over to see what you’ve done now,” he admitted, downing the shot of vodka before setting the glass back down. 

Jasey made a face, that song and dance was all too familiar, "I fucking hate people like that. They were the bane of my fucking life and now we still have to put up with them. Just on a bigger scale." She shrugged indifferently, "Never seemed tempting is all. Why watch fish on the Discovery Channel when you can go to the aquarium yourself? Does that make sense or am I just sounding stupid?" It was probably the latter, the girl thought to herself. It usually was. Things always made more sense in her head than they did after they left her mouth. It was almost a talent to see how tangled her thoughts could become in the journey from her head to her tongue. Jase clicked her tongue, resisting her instinct to protest that it shouldn't even count, "I wouldn't have believed you and made you drink anyways. Also, I am almost positive you can't do that." she said as she filled her glass bitterly, "But I'm a better sport than you so I'll drink. Never have I ever... had a one-night stand. Demisexual perks, motherfucker." She smirked and waited curiously to see if he would down another shot or not.