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Tom: I like your pants.

Jordan: Thanks! They were 50% off.

Tom: I’d like them 100% off.

Jordan: The store can’t just sell free stuff.

Tom: That’s not what I-

Jordan: That’s a terrible way to run a buisness, Tom.

#why is this so accurate

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Tom: I like your pants.

Jordan: Thanks! They were 50% off.

Tom: I’d like them 100% off.

Jordan: The store can’t just sell free stuff.

Tom: That’s not what I-

Jordan: That’s a terrible way to run a buisness, Tom.

#this is good

tetheredbysin

Excuse me sir, but you’re not allowed in with those guns.

Tom talking about Jordan’s biceps (via jordansgreenshorts)

montrovy

Andor I forgot to upload whoops

bigbutchenergee

Can I just say how proud I am of Jordan for making such a big improvement on his body and self-confidence….

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dandyshorts

Control yourself Thomas

waterwarior-deactivated20190514

its not a trip to america if tom doesnt kiss jordan at least once

ineharnia

OKAY BUT TOM KISSED JORDAN AGAIN AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH JUST BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT

sleepysparklez

jordan and tom are so cocky with each other i am liVing

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sparkleybutt

TOM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKER I HATE YOU

tetheredbysin

WTF?!

WE GOT ANOTHER KISS?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! SYNDISPARKLEZ IS STRONGER THAN EVER OMG!

sleepysparklez

i am deceased .

ineharnia

Also the HICKEYS (hickies? Whatever) that are extremely visible at the end of the video!!!

#...!

From Tom's video - HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. SURPRISE?! - at 7:00 minutes:

Tom: (sees Mclaren) Oh my gosh Jordan you fucking sexual man!

Tom: Can I have your baby?

Jordan: Um if you want...

Tom: Can I have your baby?

Jordan: I know a lot of...

Tom: Dude we've already been shipped. We've already been shipped!

Jordan: A lot of people on tumblr would love that.

Tom: Yeah, can we have babies then? (Jordan: ye, yeah) Can I have your babies (Jordan: yeah) and can this (points at Mclaren) be my, be my present to be your husband? (Jordan grins and nods: yeah)

Miniladd: Can I be in the background to make weird faces again?

Tom: God you shit! (I think? I didn't hear it well)

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allaboutsparklez

This is so funny 😂

jellogalaxy

My first animation! :p A dancing wag 4 u

#this i like

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