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i wish u knew how bad it fucked me up

I’m at the point in my life where I just don’t care anymore so if u stress me out I’m just not gonna deal with you anymore

no offense but the cutest thing to me is random little kisses like not even, on the lips just, when someone kisses you on the temple or like?? the top of your head or anywhere honestly its just rlly cute and I’m suffering

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

I love this beyond anything in my life

Jessie and James always get this kind of treatment anyway but it’s fucking priceless that they also came for Ash -AND- Pikachu.

i got 2 shots and dinner paid for by a line cook i used to work with that has a major crush on me (and i even told him no to any kissing, my number, or anything, dude still paid for me), i made more new friends with the workers at my fav bar and i got to flirt with my favorite bartender all damn night. bro being single, happy as fuck, and super confident has changed my fucking life. I’m so happy inside, this shit is unreal.