jane

i think you'd be a cute gassy drunk .... .. . You'd be unapologetic and sloppy and hiccupy. probably babbling on nonsense about how good it feels. I wonder if they'd stink worse too. whine out at me about how gross it smells and shove my face in..,,demand i fix it. say you'll let me back up once the smell clears out.

fuck youd probably belch for me a bit too if you were drunk. gross burps rolling out of you while we kiss or while you're mid sentence. you're too drunk to even acknowledge them. just pat your tummy with a little "oof" and keep at whatever you were doing. you re such a gross pup

ahahaaa reading this over again made me horny,,

i’m not sure if i’ve told you this yet baby but drinking actually kind of upsets my stomach — especially in the morning afterwards >< your hands would feel sooo good pressing down on my achy belly and fuck i probably wouldn’t be able to hold back any gas either. you’d help me with that too wouldn’t you sweetheart?

god i think about using your face as a cushion more than i should. i’d make myself reeeeal comfortable over your nose and mouth before i start letting loose,, using you to muffle em and huff up the smell and all.

nsfw / nsft blog ⫘ minors + ageless dni.

call me kira. i’m 19 and use she/her pronouns. i’ve been lurking on nsfwtumblr for a while but wanted to make a public blog for interaction and grossposting. expect a lot of reblogging and posts about my gf — i love that girl a lot. ♡

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