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Image 1: Picard must relax for a week while his new heart is delivered. GEORDI AND WORF CONTRACT A RARE SCREAMING DISEASE.

Image 2: Worf is framed for the murder of a depraved Klingon poet. Data & Geordi panic after trapping a hornet under a cup.

Picard’s flagon of chrono-mead brings Chaucer’s tæls to lyf. Brent Spiner plays a staggering 85 roles.

Image 3: A transporter error combines an away team into a single man named Picariketroi LaCrusher. Another Captain Picard Day completely ruined.

Image 4: Stuck in a holo dance-off movie, Data & Geordi must boogie their way to freedom. Data’s astonishing pop-locking clocks in at 500 pops/lock.

Image 5: Worf makes an unexpected ally on his Klingon walkabout. Data & Geordi fly Picard’s shuttlecraft in reverse to try to roll back the odometer.

A deligation of alien hummingbirds secretly plan to drink Wesley. It’s a challenge, but Riker still manages to hook up with one.

Image 6: The crew discovers a planet populated by billions of Riker clones. Picard brokers peace between the bearded majority and non-bearded rebels.

Image 7: Roman centurions force Riker to fight a gorilla. There’s no room for a side story here: the main plot is too epic. Also: it’s a 3-parter.

Image 8: All missions are put on hold until Worf locates his contact lens. The crew nervously waits in silence as he angrily crawls the corridors.

Picard’s production of MacBeth becomes far too real. Having torn apart the warp core, Geordi now thinks the weird noise is coming from Data.

Riker cautiously dates a sexy, sentient bomb. Picard drinks water wrong, awkwardly coughs for ten minutes in front of an angry Romulan.

Image 9: Worf guides Picard on a perilous Klingon captain’s safari. Geordi & Data are near death after stealing and eating an entire wedding cake.

Image 10: Q imprisons Riker in Data’s debut novel, “The Werewolf Wolf” - the tale of a wolf who’s bitten by a werewolf, based on a drawing by Geordi.

Troi guides a dying ensign through his final, emotional journey. Data & Geordi are trapped on a conference room table by a scary dog.

Image 11: A Ferengi attracts the Borg towards a colony he wants to loot. Riker’s replicator catchphrase, “Steak, for mouth, hot,” needs work.

Image 12: Wes gets his amber collecting club trapped in amber. Picard’s end-of-episode speech segues into a meandering rant on turbolift etiquette.

@dailyprojecthailmary – Eva Stratt Week

Using the popular braiding-customs trope for my own nefarious purposes [putting two principled men with ptsd into Situations]

Part II

Part III

Part IV

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Boromir Lives: Helm's Deep

Boromir Lives: Whump-Time After Pelennor

Boromir Lives: GO TO SLEEP

Boromir Lives: Aragorn's Coronation

Boromir Lives: Faramir and Eowyn's Wedding

Boromir Lives: Panic! At the Ballroom

Boromir Lives: It's a BABY

Boromir Lives: High Uncle of the White Tower

Boromir Lives: We Didn't Have a Choice

problem solving steps

Eowyn, tall and proud 💛 (there's more to come because i started simultaneously several versions of this and couldn't choose one and decided to go with all of them... Also it was supposed to be just a sketch to test some stuff but then i forgot how to stop...)

The fellowship + others