my own hobbit hole

can we start praying for the moment when daniel hooks his fingers in armand’s belt so they don’t get separated in the crowd at the lestat concert now or……

Underappreciated detail of the Devil's Minion vampire voyeurism tidbit is that all these random people come home with them because they want to fuck Armand and none of them ever get to do so. His "power to seduce was almost beyond his control". World's shittiest vampire power, truly, especially in a world where all vampires have ED. Making Daniel fuck these people is a hilarious move and "if Armand could possibly arrange it" implies a real delight in being able to pull it off. Imagine hitting on someone ethereally beautiful at the club and his eyes light up but he then immediately starts trying to sell you on the virtues of fucking his boyfriend, a normal human man who looks vaguely irritated by the entire situation. Incredible.

Me and my normal human boyfriend saw you from across the bar and we like your vibe

I think it’s funny that everyone seems to think that Daniel must have written things about Armand to make him seem more captivating and attractive and interesting in the book because of how the fans on that teaser talk about it. WE as fans know every horrible thing Armand has ever done and we still love him. What makes you think it isn’t the same in their universe? Daniel could’ve written about Armand being a total weirdo freak and they would still love him, and I know that because THATS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE REAL WORLD WITH ANNE RICE!! He’s always been a fan favorite!! Why are we surprised or assuming Daniel wrote something specific?? Those fans are literally us lol

Louder for people in the back seats