A Ninja Marked for Death's Lullaby

She continues to do so, disregarding the look because she does not give a fuck Juan.

She continues to do so, disregarding the look because she does not give a fuck Juan.

“You should know by now you’re really bad at ignoring me, even when you’re trying really hard. I make it quite difficult so I seriously don’t know why you bother. You should stop while you’re ahead before I get really annoying.”

Matty casually begins to poke Juan in the head with a smile on her face.

/murderous stare

“I’d like to avoid getting thrown out a window, but the thought of not talking isn’t exactly sounding all that appealing to me right now. How about you just stay calm while you’re here and deal with it hmm?”

Alright. Fine. Keep talking. I’ll just find something else to do and ignore your squeaky, annoying voice.

“You should know by now you’re really bad at ignoring me, even when you’re trying really hard. I make it quite difficult so I seriously don’t know why you bother. You should stop while you’re ahead before I get really annoying.”

“I’d like to avoid getting thrown out a window, but the thought of not talking isn’t exactly sounding all that appealing to me right now. How about you just stay calm while you’re here and deal with it hmm?”

Alright. Fine. Keep talking. I'll just find something else to do and ignore your squeaky, annoying voice.

“You’re still standing here so I’m not. It’s almost like you’re waiting for something.”

Yes I’m waiting for the deepest pits of hell to open and swallow you whole, leaving nothing but a faint trace of smoke in the very same place you are standing on.

“Oh wow rude dude, even for you. Unfortunately for you, that’s not going to happen and you’re not that lucky. Guess that means you’re stuck with me till I get bored of bothering you which should be—— never. Shitty deal.”

Crazy idea, how about you stop talking and I don't throw you out of the window? Because I'm still kind of calm, you are still in time.

Your fault, guess you are contagious or something.

“Maybe I am. Don’t see you getting up to leave or anything, so it must not bother you that much.”

Or maybe you are delusional.

“You’re still standing here so I’m not. It’s almost like you’re waiting for something.”

Yes I'm waiting for the deepest pits of hell to open and swallow you whole, leaving nothing but a faint trace of smoke in the very same place you are standing on.

[[ omfg I love you asdlkfjsalkdf ]]

((Angi pls))

No, maybe just fucking stupid.

“A little bit, but that’s okay. I’m used to that by now.”

Your fault, guess you are contagious or something.

“Maybe I am. Don’t see you getting up to leave or anything, so it must not bother you that much.”

Or maybe you are delusional.

No, maybe just fucking stupid.

“A little bit, but that’s okay. I’m used to that by now.”

Your fault, guess you are contagious or something.

“I don’t want to…”

No, maybe just fucking stupid.

THAT’s exactly what I’m talking about.

“Still don’t know what you’re talking about dude.”

Then let’s just stop talking.

“I don’t want to…”

THAT’s exactly what I’m talking about.

“Still don’t know what you’re talking about dude.”

Then let's just stop talking.

So that was you she’s fucked in the past. Should I say it’s nice to finally meet your, or….?