ultimate smashable rick

RULES

18+ only please. we're discussing fuckability of an adult character cartoon. lets keep this between adults

no r1ck0rty/other sort of profic shipping interaction please. rickcest safe space rick bless.

live laugh fight. the point of these polls is to be fake mean to each other but try to keep it ONLY fake mean. we are all rickfuckers here 🫶

please refrain from calling any of the ricks directly d@ddy on reblogs/replies/asks/whatever. mod preferences 🫶

CRITERIA

c137 rick covers a LOT of ground that will not be in this poll (any of his younger designs that arent their own fleshed out ricks, alt versions like pickle rick, shrimp rick, teddy rick or tiny rick) (tiny rick excluded on the basis of technically being 14) (og shrimp rick n teddy rick also excluded on the basis of being fascists sorry)

ricks were picked based on being distinctively different from a normal rick (c137 in this case) either thru personality, looks, or both. ricks that are essentially a regular ol' rick with one minor difference didn't make the cut unless i needed an even number

roaster plunked from primarily show canon or pocket mortys as these are the ricks we get the most time to learn about.

order of polls will start on the left column, move down the right column, and then repeat the process on the next bracket (starting with STORAGE RICK vs THE SCIENTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS RICK)

final 6 with be shuffled into 3 final brackets and then a 3way -> 2way matchup will occur

yall will have 24 hours to fight for ur poor bastard of choice's dignity. 6 polls will stack at a time to keep things running quick.

i have a full time job so i may do a day break between polls occassionally depending on my off days or i may change how many run daily if its not working out for me but i will announce it first :] i work mornings and thus will not be able to answer asks or reblog propaganda timely late night or before the afternoon okay here are the brackets