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@jamestehbear
Does your Werewolf husband call you his little pineapple?
He calls me his Lil Ham bc hes the mayor of Knottingham
This Website is so easy

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This is my new fursona! He's a panda shepherd.
I felt such a strong connection with the concept because pandas and dogs are such a big part of me — pandas especially, because you know. That's where it started. 🐼 I hope ya'll like himb 🧡
▶︎ Twitch ⫽ Ko-fi ⫽ X ⫽ Bluesky
and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
the literal only funny tags on this entire post
Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

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Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did
Prince Phillip kickin' it
That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?
Wandavision finale
The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas
Kardashian-West divorce
Grimes-Musk breakup
Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there
Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???
Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs
Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family
The Boat In The Suez Canal
Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason
The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme
Sea shanties took over TikTok
The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless
Earth’s Rotation Visualized in a Timelapse of the Milky Way Galaxy by Aryeh Nirenberg
This messed me up.
We really do just be on a rock without a fucking clue huh
everybody thinks of the earth spinning, and then maybe they think about how we’re traveling in a circle around the sun.
but we’re not
because the sun is traveling through space too
so what the earth is actually doing is this
and that line the sun is making is actually its 225 million year orbit around the center of the galaxy, and our galaxy itself is moving through space, so our sun is actually doing its own version of that crazy earth orbit corkscrew up there too. We’re all dancing an insane helix made of helixes through the universe at a speed of about 1.5 million miles per hour
This is all I can think of.
This is honestly one of the coolest things I’ve seen on Tumblr.
Bear wave pool
@ajani
It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.
okay… i can still see the folds on your wizard robe… iron it.
Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.
no cause it’s really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn’t being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.
I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?
you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT
Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.
When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!
(6 servings)
-2lbs red potatoes
-1 cup butter (2 sticks)
-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)
-Chives (optional)
-Salt & Pepper to taste
1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them
2. boil til soft!
3. Drain
4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix
5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing
I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf
Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal
Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas
She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)
1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle
2.combine
20 gram yeast
1 tea sp. Brown sugar
3 tbsp milk
mix until smooth
3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside
4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel
let sit till you see bubbles in the dough
5. add
1/8 liter luke warm milk
30 gram Sugar
one pack of vanilla sugar
a pinch of salt
2 eggs
and knead the dough until smooth
6. put
1/8 luke warm milk
30 gram of Butter
1 pack of vanilla sugar
into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)
7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk
8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)
Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy
9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit
Behold the Fuck You buffet
This has so many recipes in the notes thank you all

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day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend
gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits
no more bare tits
oh shit a bow
having a moment
🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty
aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes
good morning sluts, back to work
fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)
we’re gonna be so pretty
wig snatched
shit do i gotta act like a lady now?
if I play dead it might goes away
oh my im getting hotter by the minute
what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry
I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️
girl’s night out(ish) 🍻
Is she single asking for a friend
No❤️
The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)
what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn
HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK
Safety is essential
good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY
from uncle david’s insta:
“thirty years + and counting”

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Bear paw cactus <3
Waterworld, Nicole Larkin