Pranking for the art of it, mate. That’s why we do it, isn’t it?

There’s always someone to prank. And yeah what Moony said. The art of it mate. Geez Prongs get some fucking culture.

The art of it, hey, Moony? Remind me to quote you on that one next time you question our motives, yeah? Right, yeah, 'course.

Ha! I dunno, mate - guess they don’t know what they’re missing. …Oh? Y’know I reckon that’s not a bad idea, Prongs. What do you think, Padfoot?

I dunno. I for one like that all the losers clear out of here. Gives us much more elbow room. We can stretch out and enjoy our meals. ….Yeah not bad. I wouldn’t mind getting into a bit of mischief already, been way to long.

S'pose--but where's the fun in pranking if you've no one to prank?

The Pitch? Whole castle’s empty, mate.

So what’s first on the list? We gotta make this one count, last one you know.

Abandoned, morelike. Never understood why everyone's so desperate to get out of here over break... Look at this sorry bunch we're left with.

Hmmm.

You're welcome.

Well?

Eh, rules are meant to be broken.

Oh, are they, Head Girl?

Course.

What'd I tell you about sharing?

Merlin…You go through this every time? If this is a joke and they taste the same your arse is mine, Potter.

Not every time... 

…Right.

Come on, Evans--you want 'em or not?

Whatever you need to tell yourself, Potter. Still doesn’t mean you know a thing about my wiles.

Well... right.

Merlin, James. I’m teasing. We had a lovely chat about how to properly spin sugar. Now lemme see ‘em.

How to prope... Merlin, Evans, your wiles are dull. 

Only what you suggested, of course. Used my wiles.

Which wiles?

Her--hey, what did you say to Flume?

Yeah, yeah.

Ah, right. Only a select few know then?…

Very select. Don't tell the boys I told you.

Honeydukes.

Mm--promise. Don't share, though--that's key--they're that much sweeter in knowing that the rest of Hogwarts are eating sub-par Sugar Quills.