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s1lentpine

POV: Your horrible mentor is in a situationship with your older brother figure

jalapenobee

ive made a huge mistake

#<- listen we do have the same cells because he DID show up in the fanfictions playing in my head at work today. for once #👌😌

ive made a huge mistake

#you know what they say #theres a thin line between kantaro and kenta #do i even #paradox live

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jumpscaregoose

gay building blocks in the wild

woah how did you get this picture of the simplified diagram world in which proteins are assembled in my cells

#cut myself open and held my phone reeeeeeal close #we have the same cells after all

cheaphalloweencostume

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

cheaphalloweencostume

happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born

jumpscaregoose

experience I had at work today with my middle aged manager

#this entire time i was imagining you with vaguely julius juukulius colored hair. but this is great too

laduree-et-cigarettes

seriously need some more flower emoji options like where is the orchid? the wisteria? the hydrangea… the pansy… the lily?? fuck

#the hyacinth......? where is my gay rivalry flower..........

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curseworm

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

curseworm

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men

curseworm

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

curseworm

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

jumpscaregoose

losing my voice again

#gokuluck seems to scream a lot dont they #not theguy specificallu but. it could happen ☝️

daveygillywillymour-deactivated

“how many times are you going to listen to that song” until the void in my heart is filled

thefuzzydave

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stupidbeecandle

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

glowingghosty

mcnerds

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

stupidbeecandle

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

vigilskept

the microsoft/xbox boycott is working btw. under global pressure they have already cut off azure from unit 8200 and sacked the head of their israel office. they’re hoping these moves will quiet things down and get people to look the other way, but their collaboration goes MUCH deeper than just unit 8200. keep going. no games for genocide.

vigilskept

source on unit 8200 being cut off from azure (because tumblr refuses to embed the link): https://bdsmovement.net/news/microsoft-blocks-israel’s-use-its-technology-mass-surveillance-palestinians

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shadeslayer

its so fucked that not only did they erase our languages and beat and kill our people for using them but they stole the words of important tribes and important people and used them for the military and for trees and for food and for summer camps. average native american name is seen by non ntvs as a joke or something to use or consume, not a human being

shadeslayer

i like that ppl r thinking abt town names and things thats very good to be aware of but just to be clear this is actually specifically about other things actually, the things everyone but those looking up their nation forget about

sequoyah was the man who created the tsalagi syllabary before it was ever a tree

if i try to look for apparel or crafts to show off my chickasaw pride, i get results for chickasaw plums which is just a specific species of plum before i get results about human beings

others have mentioned if they google their nations name they get boot companies before their nations website!

theres a tweet that still haunts me that was about a Quirky Quasi American Restaurant in europe or somewhere that was being funny by being cowboy themed and their steaks were named after native american nations. even outside the usa we are nothing but literal dead meat for others consumption

"blackhawk" "apache" - fuck theres a whole wikipedia page for the way weve had our names used for weapons used to colonize and kill us and others!

yes talk about town and location names but you need to look farther than that. it gets so much worse, i promise

espanolbot2

Immigration agents were looking for a different person when they shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo during a traffic stop, officials say.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

"We only murdered him while we were trying to murder someone else so really that's fine"

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