follow me with your life

funny thing I could do when I’m older is get a cat and a dog and give them very similar names to confuse people but unfortunately I already used the cat name on my cat when I was 14

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

very pleased to hear this

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

I'm like. ridiculously happy with how the second half of this chapter turned out by the way. just want everyone to know that

if I lock the fuck in. maybe I can finish this fic before the 22nd

Do you guys just love a ship too much that you just start hyperventilating

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

Hot girl summer

More people need to be comfortable admitting they don't know something. It is more harmful for you to give a wrong answer than it is to say "I'm not sure" or "I don't know"