uhhh pinned post I guess??? this is (now) a sideblog for @gutsspillage! over there is my new Writing Blog and that's where a lot of Actual Writing Stuff will go! this will remain mostly just an OC shitposts and brainrot and mildly spoilery blog! if you like my stupid shit over here please go check out my writing blog!
editing as of like. 3:00 AM 14 March 2026 (I finished this at like five in the morning fuck me). I'll update as needed, list of tags and shit under cut!
All character tags are formatted as "oc: [name]" (the only one that stands out to any degree is Lurker's, whose tag is "oc: lurker/kanauq")
the only story tags I currently have are "unnamed coyote grimdark" and "unnamed ev:hh circus au" (I may or may not add more tags for other AUs and stories and such, idk)
":!☄️🪐", ":!🥾🏜️", and ":!🌱🧭" are alternative tags for Jakrin/Jackie, Milo, and Fernweh respectively, these tags are a little more focused on them as my sonas versus them as my characters. ":!sona posting 🤍" is the general Sona Tag for all of them
":!fireworks n cookie dough 🌟💌" and ":!within the array 🎭🎙️" are both tags for the group of Cory, Atlantis, Sy, and Jackie. the first one is more oriented towards an AU where they are teens, and the latter more oriented towards canon, or generally their Younger Vibes™ versus Older Vibes™
aaaaaaand a list of every other duo/trio/group tag I have (will keep updated as I create more):
":!a space child and an earthling 🌌🏜️" — Milo & Jackie
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random crew thoughts: who'd be most suited to moving around on all fours (or. the equivalent to. looks at Chirp)
first. Chirp would be the worst. Chirp isn't digitigrade like the other three are, Chirp is not built in the tiniest slightest built for maneuvering on more than two, bipedal limbs. they would look fantastically creepy though
on the flip side, Pyyri would be the best. I imagine Pyyri's arms are, proportionally, notably longer than a human's, which just makes moving around on all fours much easier
Jakrin would be only slightly worse than Pyyri at moving around on all fours. proportionally his arms are a much more similar to a human's (I do generally imagine they're still a Bit longer though), but where Pyyri is physically built for it, Jakrin is a little fucking freak and regularly moves around on all fours for little to no reason
Syzygy would not be good at it. better than Chirp. not nearly as graceful or with ease as Pyyri or Jakrin though. Syzygy would be pretty on level to moving around on all fours with that of a middle aged man who hasn't really tried moving around on all fours since he was five years old. which is to say. not very well.
kind of weird making the decision to change a very established fact about a very established character. but sometimes it is the correct decision
Brimstone's been around almost as long as Jakrin (like. I made her and Kaiser maybe two weeks after Jakrin) and her backstory was established pretty soon after her creation but. yeah I think I'm retconning that. so she gets a new story
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does anyone care about WOMEN making bad decisions and overstepping boundaries to get the job done does anyone care about WOMEN following the road to hell paved with good intentions. lets get more girlies with morally gray situations going on and lets get it Now
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I imagine Jakrin does have a very difficult time (for a variety of reasons) admitting when someone is better at or more successful than him than something
I think if he lived to see all the things Maeguriek accomplished he would be overjoyed and so, so proud to tell her that she did wonderful, that she did better than he could have ever dreamt of doing
I just realized how fucking funny the crew adopting Maeguriek would be from the perspective of like. Feiro. like I'm just imagining the crew showing up with her at Wyrcc'a for the first time
Feiro: why do you. why is there a child. why do you have a child
the crew: we're trying to find her parents this is not a permanent thing-
*three months later*
Feiro: why is the child still here
the crew: well wE COULDN'T JUST LEAVE HER ON THE STREETS-
like Feiro is a fucking GREAT grand-dad/uncle thing to Mae don't get me wrong he loves that kid. but also he is very concerned about the acquisition of her and also the fact his problem crew now has a child
I wonder if Kaiser would be proud of Maeguriek, if they ever met. or would she be too wrapped up in the bitterness of Jakrin leaving, and of the crew?
would she be able to see her brother in the kid's eyes, in the way she moved and spoke and believed in things so passionately; would she see the same determination burning in Mae's eyes that burned in her brother's, or would she only see another thing that Jakrin left her for?
if she could swallow her dislike of Pyyri, and of Chirp and Syzygy, could she see how brightly that kid shined, how intelligent and quick-witted and determined she was? could she see herself and Jakrin in the barking laughter and deep-seated love Maeguriek shares with her crew?
would she see Maeguriek as her own being holding up the legacy of Jakrin and the other three, or would she only see Maeguriek as a bitter reminder of what she lost?
in case anyone wasn't sure Maeguriek is my perfect precious darling baby girl and she means everything to me and if you don't clap for her I'm killing everyone and then myself
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I have been thinking soooooo much about my precious darling baby girl Maeguriek in Fancy Clothes™ recently because. I have been thinking about that story (and EV:HH) a fuckton recently and. Maeguriek's story is much more. political? EV:HH is VERY political as well, obviously, but the next installment gets more into the nitty gritty of it.
crew 2.0 doesn't have the itchy trigger fingers the crew does. Maeguriek is in the political scene as more than just a revolution's figurehead, she's a politician. she's absolutely needing to dress up to appear publicly, to not look weak next to people like the Dynast.
and thus. fancy clothes.
and for quite a while now I've wondered what kind of clothes she would wear. what constitutes as professional or elegant garments? what culture would she pull from? she has no concept of what her mother culture is, she doesn't know what species she is or what planet she's from. and then I realized
Jakrin. she would pull from her father.
Jakrin himself is this strange mix of uexan culture and Aymmsalian culture, for the most part. when it comes to dressing up, he definitely pulls the most from the former.
and the idea of that is just so dearly sweet to me. I imagine Maeguriek tends to wear a lot of dresses and gowns in situations like these, which isn't something Jakrin himself would wear but I imagine she would choose those that tend to match in some other way to what he would wear (colors, fabric, etc.). but I think the biggest thing is horns. Jakrin took a lot of pride in his horns, tried his best to care for them well, as it's a huge part of uexan culture and rituals.
Maeguriek doesn't have horns naturally. but I am utterly in love with the idea of her getting prosthetic horns that she uses. so she can decorate them the same way her father decorated his. so she can honor him when fighting for the same thing he fought for so hard
just. Maeguriek and Jakrin sharing their own culture. sharing their own, special ways of living life. of being two outcasts away from their own species but creating their own home and culture.
Maeguriek honoring that in the way she presents herself
okay so fun fact about me outside of my OCs I DO in fact have a couple other (less extreme for the most part) hyperfixations. notably and recently/reoccurringly are Project Hail Mary and Cult of the Lamb.
anyways. I was thinking about CotL and was like man it would actually be kind of fun to make some sort of CotL crownbearers AU with the crew! and I started briefly thinking about that debating if they would all have their own alternate universe Narinders or if in other universes they all have a different chained bishop and if SO who they would be yada yada yada and then. I was like. man it's kind of funny that the idea of a PHM crew AU hasn't even crossed my mind. that's kind of crazy. anyways. lo and behold. beginnings of a PHM crew AU under cut. OBVIOUSLY there are PHM spoilers so don't. go under there if you don't want spoilers.
okay. first. who's human and who's Eridian. this was very easy for me for some reason and I got this figured out in like three seconds. Chirp and Jakrin are humans, Pyyri and Syzygy are Eridians.
now obviously I want this to be a. more than one human and one Eridian survive this. because I want my crew shenanigans. so this is both an Insert My Characters AU™ and also a Everyone Not Being Dead AU™.
and I think all of them will fall into the same roles too! Jakrin is an engineer, Syzygy is the captain/pilot, Pyyri is a navigator, and Chirp— well. there wasn't exactly a communicator on the human crew in PHM. BUT. I do think Chirp would very well be a scientist (ESPECIALLY one studying theoretical xenobiology like Grace was) AND! they do end up needing to learn an alien language! so Chirp helps SO MUCH with the beginnings of human-Eridian communication. it probably helps a lot honestly that there's two language obsessed nerds within the human crew, that whole learning the languages process probably goes pretty fast once it gets started.
okay and now. the big question(s). how is more than one Eridian alive (especially with neither Pyyri or Syzygy being engineers) and who is the captain/pilot for the humans?
and this is where angst comes in. because I am incapable of making an AU and not making angst within the first five minutes of it existing.
Eridians first- I imagine most of the Eridians DID still die. and that Pyyri and Syzygy are both sick. we don't know what the layout of the Blip-A is. we know where Rocky stayed is near the engines, and that's it. it would make sense for any sort of navigator to reside nearby the pilot, but we don't know where the pilot would be either. human ships tend to have control rooms in the front of the ship because we need to see. Eridians do not. which actually results in it making sense for a control room to be near the engines and the thrusters because that means there is less wiring/technology/whatever Eridians used to have the chance to break! so basically, I imagine that out of the 23 Eridians aboard the Blip-A, three of them survived. Syzygy, Pyyri, and the engineer. and, as I said previously, at least Syzygy and Pyyri are sick as they did not spend as much time protected by astrophage as Rocky did in the movie, or whoever the engineer on the crew in this AU did.
aaaand the humans. I imagine that Chirp and Jakrin were first choice for scientist and engineer respectively. and that their respective captain, in some way, just as DuBois and Shapiro were in PHM, was killed. unlike in the original story, their backup was not.
in this I want to keep the coma-resistant gene idea from the book because I think it is fun. I imagine both Chirp and Jakrin have it, helping them be boosted up to top choice for their respective fields.
theoretically, this gene is also more likely to exist within individuals whose families have a history of it. which, obviously, results in offspring of those who have it being more likely to have it themself.
aand this is leading me to the concept of Maeguriek being the backup pilot. Jakrin has the gene, it's not unlikely for him to have passed it on to her, and with how much she looks up to her father she would absolutely follow his footsteps towards being an astronaut, plus in the original story she is the pilot and captain of her crew.
I don't think Jakrin would have been aware of this. in fact, I think whoever is in charge (the Stratt-equivalent) would try their damnedest to ensure Jakrin didn't hear a peep about his daughter being the backup pilot. because they knew he would be protective and angry about this.
which is exactly what happens when she's brought into the conversation and the forefront of the mission after the first choice is put out of commission. I think Jakrin absolutely fucking loses it. he is FURIOUS. he's angry at everyone who knew and kept it from him, he's about ready to attack the person in charge, he's upset with Maeguriek herself for not telling him, for doing this (< which ABSOLUTELY is an argument they end up having aboard the Hail Mary. Jakrin is frustrated and says something about the fact she should be home on Earth happy and living her life and she tearfully snaps back that she couldn't do that with her father dead)
this also ends up with Jakrin being put into a similar situation that Grace was in, without the amnesia—he's put under early or kept in solitary confinement until go time, so he can't sabotage the mission prior to taking off to keep Maeguriek on Earth. they don't induce any amnesia simply because they know for a fact that once they're in the Hail Mary a couple light years away, he's not going to do anything but his best to do what he was sent there to do. there would be no point in not doing that, Maeguriek's fate is sealed alongside his at this point, and they and Chirp all desperately want to save their home (and later, Erid).
anyways the making of this post was interrupted by a Few Hours via me needing to go to my work (I've spent my entire break continuing it yayyyy) and I've since thought of the idea of Lurker being the Eridian engineer and I kind of love it. she gets her name because the humans don't realize she's there for the first like. several hours and then one of them spots her and is just "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT LURKING BACK THERE" and they name her Lurker
I like to imagine Syzygy is named because she has several spots somewhere on her carapace lined up and Jakrin was like "it's like a syzygy!"
Pyyri. I have utterly no clue.
also don't question the humans names. Maeguriek will probably just be Mae. I don't know about Jakrin and Chirp. maybe they can be last names. who knows.