so this is my first time doing a nsfw alphabet but i had so much fun writing it! if there's any characters you want to see this for let me know and I'll be happy to write them! i hope you enjoy this as much as i do (it was pretty self indulgent of what i think jake would be like)
also gonna tag @hansensgirl bc nobody gives me more motivation to write! ilysm sab and thank you for always hyping my writing up!
pairing: jake jensen x reader
nsfw content under the cut
18+ only! minors dni you will be blocked if i find you interacting with me or my posts.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
jake is the biggest sweetheart after sex! he's got cold water bottles or juice on standby for you, he's giving you a bath and washing your hair for you. paying close attention to how sensitive you are so he doesn't accidentally hurt you. he's putting fresh sheets on the bed and making sure you've got clean pyjamas!! he's making sure you feel safe and comfortable with all the cuddles in the world! and he's waking you up the next morning by showering you with love and breakfast (he's probably made waffles or pancakes hehe)
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
he absloutely adores your thighs! he could spend all day with his head on your lap and just burying his face in them (and in between them)!
his favourite body part on himself is probably his hands. he loves how big they are compared to yours and how he can fit so many small things in them, he 100% plays a game of "how many small rocks can i fit in my hands"
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
jake never knew how much of a creampie kink he had until he met you, he loves watching his seed drip out of you and loves pushing it back inside of you with his fingers or his cock. he also loves cumming on your chest, he doesn't exactly have a reason for it other than the fact he wants to mark you in every way possible.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
jake has a huuuge captain kink!! i will die on this hill! he loves being in that position of power and he loves that he's an authority figure! the first time you called him captain he accidentally blew his load in his jeans, he wasn't expecting it to come out of your mouth and caught him completely off guard. you teased him about it for the next few days before he finally snapped and pinned you to the wall whispering in your ear "so you need your captain to discipline you properly, huh baby?"
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
i don't think jake has as much experience as he tells people he does. he's a total dork who still has no idea how to talk to women even after being with you. he watched a lot of porn before joining the army so i definitely think a lot of his experience comes from that. that being said he does have some experience under his belt, he knows what he's doing and when he's in the heat of the moment all he's focused on is your pleasure.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
jake absloutely loves missionary!! he loves watching your face and forcing you to look at him. he loves being able to see your tits bounce with every thrust. he also loves being able to watch where you two are joined and watching his dick disappear inside of you.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
jake definitely can be goofy and silly in the moment, cracking jokes every now and then but he can read the room when it comes to sex with you. if you want slow and romantic sex that night, then he's all serious and focused on you. if both of you want some happy giggly sex just to feel good then it's all smiles and jokes!
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
he keeps it trimmed but not too short since last time he tried to shave properly he accidentally cut his sack and freaked out.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he's all about focusing on you and how you're feeling in the moment, you're not liking something he's doing? he'll apologise and try something else. he wants you to get the most out of sex with him, he's such a devoted lover!!!
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
being in the special forces and away from home a lot it's difficult for him to find the privacy to jack off let alone the urge to. but when he's home i feel like he tries not to do it unless he's desperate for release. usually he'll just wait for you to come home and be in the mood but when you're not home and he's desperate, he'll find a pair of your panties and use them to find his release.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
MUTUAL MASTURBATION!!! he's such a sucker for watching you get off to him getting off. he loves being able to guide you too "slower sweetheart... that's it... good girl, so good for me" and he makes sure to match his strokes to yours too.
he also has a huge praise kink, he loves hearing you tell him he's doing a good job or to "keep going, jakey... just like that". call him a good boy it's game over for him hehe!
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
i think jake likes the traditional bedroom setting but his favourite place is probably on the couch. the two of you are watching a movie or something and his hand just starts stroking your thigh which eventually leads to you riding him on the couch, movie long forgotten.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
i feel like jake is the type to just be constantly horny for you, he likes watching you doing simple domestic things and suddenly he's thinking about fucking you over the kitchen counter whilst you're trying to cook.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
he would never even think about sharing you, he's super possessive over you so no threesomes or sharing you anytime soon.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
jake has a preference for giving. he could spend hours between your thighs just lapping at your heat like a starved man. he's spent countless hours practicing on you and getting to know your body and what you like best so by now he's very skilled!
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
i think jake loves some slow and sensual sex. bleeding every ounce of pleasure out of the both of you and making it the most enjoyable experience for you.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc)
he loves a quickie. like you're both late for something with the rest of the losers but need to blow off some steam in the car or even in someone's bathroom once you get there. you try not to make a regular thing out of them but as stated before, he's pretty much horny for you all the time so they're sort of inevitable.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
jake loves to experiment with you in the bedroom, like if one of you discovered a kink that you wanted to try he'd be totally down for trying it with you! i wouldn't say he's a risk taker in the bedroom, he wants to make sure you're okay with something new so he wouldn't just try something new. he'd need your consent first and then he'd start experimenting some more!
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
being in the army jake's stamina in general is pretty high so he lasts a while (the longest he ever lasted was just over two hours and it was your birthday so he wanted to make sure it was all about you!) and he can go for at least 3 rounds until he needs to take a break.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
jake loves toys. he adores toys!!! he found your vibrator not long after he moved in with you and he immediately asked if you could show him how you play when he's not around. he then asks if he can use it while he's fucking you and it's safe to say you've never cum harder. he owned a fleshlight when he was a teen but quickly got rid of it after loosing his virginity since it didn't even come close to the real thing. he probably buys you a few plugs with pretty gems at the base for you to try when you're ready. he tried your vibrator on himself once when you were away and he immediately got one for him that he hasn't told you about.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease?)
jake likes to tease you but not for long. when he's eating you out he'll tease everywhere but your clit until he's ready but he won't draw it out for long. if you've been particularly bratty that day though he'll tease you for hours until he finally lets you cum and then he'll make sure to overstimulate you until you're crying.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
when you first started dating he was fairly quiet when he moaned or groaned during sex until you mentioned in passing that guys moaning was one of your biggest turn ons and now he doesn't hold back. he wants you to know that you're making him feel as good as he's making you feel. he also loves to talk dirty to you, whispering filthy words in your ears "you like that sweetheart? you like your captain pounding your tight cunt huh?"
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
jake gives the best cuddles on the planet. he always wants to be cuddling you. if you're watching a movie on the couch together he wants you wrapped in a blanket in his arms. he loves when you wrap your legs around him when cuddling and when your head rests on his chest he absloutely melts. he'll play with your hair when cuddling you and place little kisses to your head. bonus points if you end up falling asleep cuddling him because he'll do the same out of fear of waking you if he moves.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
he's average length but the girth... he's about as thick as a soda can and boy do you feel it. the first time you had sex he was so worried about hurting you with the stretch that he bought three different kinds of lube to make sure you were comfortable. his tip is such a pretty shade of pink and you always pay special attention to it when going down on him because it's extra sensitive. he's got a couple big veins that run on the underside of his cock and he loves when you run your tongue over them.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
like stated before he's pretty much always horny for you so his sex drive can be pretty high sometimes. there'll be days where you spend the day in bed together because he woke up feeling like he needs to get lost in you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
it takes him at least an hour to fall asleep after sex. he makes sure you're comfortable and have been given the correct aftercare before letting you fall asleep wrapped in his arms. he'll spend a super long time playing with your hair and whispering how much he loves you. he just likes to watch you sleep and wonder how the hell he got so lucky to be with someone as gorgeous as you.
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hi! so i haven't been around for a very long time but im sort of coming back?? im not sure ill be writing anytime soon but I want to try and be more active here again, ive missed everyone so so much!! so much has happened this year and its been insane, I lost someone very close to me, decided to start my university journey to become a nurse and loads of other stuff. but let this be my transition back on to this godforsaken website :)
aaaaah aaaabbbiii angel it’s been too long, but i hope i’m not too late to get in on the birthday bash fun 🥺🫶 how have you been sweetheart?? oh i’ve missed you!! 🥺🩵🫶☁️✨ i hope you had the best birthday ever, with lots it yummy treats and big hugs and fun celebrations and more!! and i hope the next year to come is full of an abundance of love and happiness and light for you sweet friend!!! i’m so happy you were born hehe 🥺🫶 sending you much much much love today and always sweet abi!!! 🩵☁️✨
oh honey you’re oh so sweet thank you so much!!! i’ve missed you too! i’ve been okay, i’ve had a lot of major family stuff happening over the last few months so i’ve been lurking on tumblr for the most part but things are starting to look better for me! you definitely haven’t missed all the birthday fun, my birthday is still going strong and i’m having a lovely day!
i hope you’re doing well angel, i truly have missed you so much! thank you so so so much for your kind words, they mean the world to me! have the best day sweetheart! mwah mwah mwah!!
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eeeeeee it's sab day !!! happy birthday @hansensgirl have the best day !! you're such a sweet angel and i hope today brings you all the love and happiness !! ilysm sweetie have a great day, you deserve it !!
hi everyone, long time no see. life has been really crappy to me recently. one of my closest family members has been in the hospital for almost 3 months now and it's taken its toll on me and my family. i haven't been on my phone much let alone tumblr. hopefully things will start to look up for me and my family soon and I'll be back to writing which is something I've missed tremendously. i miss all my friends here so much and i love you all so so much! mwah mwah mwah
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hi abi 🥺🫶 i just saw you in my activity feed and wanted to say hi! i hope you’re doing okay and taking care, staying safe, all that good stuff! i’m sorry life’s been unkind to you lately, please never be a stranger or hesitate to reach out if you need anything 💕💖
hello sweetie!! i hope you're doing okay! I'm always lurking somewhere on tumblr I'm just not as active as i used to be! life hasn't been treating me great and i can't see that changing in the near future but I'll be okay eventually! thank you so much angel, your kind words mean everything to me! the same goes for you, im always here if you need me! ily sweetie! mwah mwah mwah! 🫶🫶🫶🤍🤍
hi everyone. long time no see. i know i haven't been as active as i would like to be. there's a lot going on at home that i don't really want to share but I'm still around. i haven't been in the right mindset for writing lately and i just feel mentally drained. hopefully I'll be more active after christmas but if not i hope you all have a happy holidays no matter what you do or do not celebrate! i love you all so much! 🤍🤍🤍