Jake's Joints

@annasamphetamines

*side eyes awkwardly*

Hey @annasamphetamines you busy?

Nope. What’s up?

I got bored of being a merchant in this god forsaken monastery, just take what you want and go

Your goods will be repossessed as your guild fees. Be happy you won’t have to face the wrath of any Annas.

Go ahead, I already got all the data I needed.

Right. Going to pretend I didn’t hear that and not because  I’m afraid of your hand held ballista.

Her name is Nikita

Nice. I named mine Anna’s Boobs after posting a poll.

I got bored of being a merchant in this god forsaken monastery, just take what you want and go

Your goods will be repossessed as your guild fees. Be happy you won’t have to face the wrath of any Annas.

Go ahead, I already got all the data I needed.

Right. Going to pretend I didn’t hear that and not because  I’m afraid of your hand held ballista.