A personal space

Comic commission from @dragonsexcalendar , based off her (amazing) writings for her fic!

take a shower so you’re alert? clean and comfy, the sheets would feel so nice, perfect time for a nap

eat some food so you have energy? nice full belly, time for some rest

go for a walk outside to break grogginess? need to take a break after that and lie down in bed

exercise to get blood flowing? there goes all my energy for the day! definitely time to sleep 

meet up with a close friend? maybe I could curl up on their couch 

spending time with my girlfriend? lets lie down and cuddle

reading or researching? I could lie down while I read and maybe nap after the next chapter

writing? definitely earned a nap after writing two pages

coffee? I could go back to sleep after that easy 

JUSTIN, READING A QUESTION: I was getting my Munch Squad on at McDonald’s breakfast after work. When I sat down for my feast, a guy walked in the door, looked at me, and said, “Idiot can’t even make his own pancakes. How pathetic.”

JUSTIN STARTS LAUGHING

GRIFFIN, SERIOUS: Don’t laugh at that! 

JUSTIN LAUGHING

GRIFFIN: I mean, it’s - it’s a -

JUSTIN, STILL LAUGHING: Let me finish!

GRIFFIN: It’s a power play.

JUSTIN TRIES TO SPEAK BUT HE’S INCOHERENT.

JUSTIN, THROUGH HYSTERICS: He saw someone just eating breakfast at McDonald’s, and then - he sat down to eat, a guy walked in the door, looked at them, and said “idiot can’t make his own pancakes, how pathetic” and then WALKED BACK OUT! What is -?! What?!

SOMEBODY CLAPPING, TRAVIS AND GRIFFIN CRACKING UP IN THE BACKGROUND

JUSTIN, STILL THROUGH LAUGHTER: What is this - what is this fucking mysterious assassin? Um. “I tried to enjoy my meal, but all I could taste were dejection and tears. How can I track this guy down, explain how restaurants work, and project the image of a man who definitely understands the process of making pancakes to every stranger I encounter?” And that’s from Hobbs. 

JUSTIN DEVOLVES INTO MORE WORDLESS LAUGHTER

GRIFFIN: Here’s the thing. This thing this person did was… wrong, but also I think very funny maybe also?

JUSTIN TRIES TO INTERJECT.

GRIFFIN: Because, I mean, the alternative is that you walk into a Pizza Hut and you’re like, “All these fucking idiots don’t know how to make their own pizza. Bye!”

JUSTIN, LAUGHING: It’s very funny!

HE RECOVERS, THEN SAYS:

JUSTIN: I think a nicer - there’s a nicer way of doing this. Here’s the nicer, amazing way of doing this: walk into McDonald’s, see someone eating a stack of pancakes, hand them a recipe for pancakes, and then walk out the door.

GRIFFIN: Now doing - that’s a sweet way of doing - you’re right Justin, this is the MBMBaM way of doing this. 

JUSTIN: That’s the nice way to do it.

GRIFFIN: You walk in and you hand them a recipe for pancakes, and you say -

JUSTIN: So hilarious.

GRIFFIN: - And you say, “For next time”. 

JUSTIN: “For next time, try this! Go for it.”

GRIFFIN: “And it’s fun!”

JUSTIN: “Hey, it’s fun.”

TRAVIS: I wanna be -

JUSTIN: “And if you do it wrong, they’re crepes.”

GRIFFIN: “It’s fine.”

TRAVIS: I wanna be in the head of the person who’s walking by McDonald’s, sees someone eating a stack of flapjacks, and is like, “I gotta go in there and say something”. 

JUSTIN: “I gotta get ‘em. I gotta get ‘em.”

GRIFFIN: Fucking double parts.

TRAVIS: Just both of them, a lot of McDonald’s, rolls out -

JUSTIN, LOWERING HIS VOICE: “Hey, Victoria, just go around the block. I’m just gonna be a sec.”

[CROSSTALK]

TRAVIS: No, you don’t understand, you don’t get it, you don’t get it - I’m not getting anything in there.

JUSTIN: I think they went in wanting to buy something, and then they just had a -

[CROSSTALK]

JUSTIN: “They have pancakes here?! You can do this at home!” Listen, I know we try to keep it nice on this show, we try not to be mean… this is maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. 

JUSTIN STARTS LAUGHING AGAIN

GRIFFIN: It’s the best.

JUSTIN: I’m trying so hard not to be entertained by this. 

GRIFFIN: It’s not funny that you got bullied, and it’s not funny that this person’s an ass - what’s funny is the idea of walking into a restaurant, just already pre-angry that people here are eating things that they can just as easily make at home. 

TRAVIS AND JUSTIN LAUGHING

TRAVIS, HIGH PITCHED: It’s just so good!

JUSTIN: It’s so good, though! [THROUGH TEARS] Oh, man. 

GRIFFIN: Do they walk into auto-body shops like “change your own oil! Idiots!”

TRAVIS: “Idiot doesn’t even know how to do a triple bypass!”

GRIFFIN: Oh, dumb.

JUSTIN SNIFFLING.

JUSTIN: Wow. It’s just very mean, but very funny.

TRAVIS: I mean, it’s real-life trolling. That’s exactly what it is. 

GRIFFIN: Yeah.

JUSTIN: Yeah!

GRIFFIN: Well, then I’m not - and now you’ve ruined it. Now I’m not for it anymore.

infamous quicksilver scene from x-men apocalypse (”sweet dreams are made of this” playing as he saves everyone from the manor)

the inexplicable use of supermassive black hole by muse  in twilight during the baseball scene

the scene in umbrella academy where five fucks up all those agents in the diner while “istanbul (not constantinople)” plays in the background

what’s up danger playing from into the spiderverse when miles takes the leap of faith

the start of spiderman homecoming when they played the orchestral version of the spiderman theme for the first time

sweet victory

“sitting there useless as two shits hey, turn around bend over i’ll show you where my shoe fits”

the part in rwby where they slingshot ruby at the nevermore while the final part of red like roses pt.2 plays, the guitars blaring as she goes up the cliff and ending with the beheading

“I AM MOANA”

busted from phineas and ferb

the end of guardians of the galaxy volume 2 where they start playing father and son

the part in thor ragnarok when hela asks thor “what were you the god of again?” before thor attacks her and starts going batshit crazy on the undead army while led zeppelin’s immigrant song plays

Professor Lupo and His Horrible Pets is a beautifully animated Sci-Fi puzzle game where you attempt to escape from a spaceship filled with the most dangerous creatures in the universe.

being aware of the impact of things we can often not think about (like straws) is important if we’re to make strides on environmental preservation