sister golden hair.

I do. It was stolen from me, so I stole it back.

It could be worse.  I’ve always preferred sex as my drug of choice, thought booze is good too.  Shhh, don’t tell.  I’m not old enough to legally drink.

It’s the world we live in, Alexandra. Thanks for the info…No fun in three months? Girl, how have you survived that long without going mad?

Cute, still nothing original, hmm?  Why so volatile, someone spit in your cheerios or something.  I never said you belonged to me.  I rarely regret anything though it’s cute you think that.  

I wasn’t aware this was an originality contest. Not that it’s any business of yours, but I’ve had a shitty couple of weeks and I have every right to be volatile right now. You called me your feisty one. We’ll see.

So this is Wellington Prep.  I’ve been waiting forever to get here it seems! I’m Daisy Blossom, my rank’s middle slave. Daddy finally agreed to let me come, probably just wanted to get me out of the house so he doesn’t have to deal with me.  Anyhow, 2 questions. Anyone seen my sister Barbie and what’s fun to do around here.

I don’t have access to scotch. 

I figured. There’s a bottle in my room. Trixie can tell you where. It’s a very old and very expensive... gift from home, so be careful with it.

Does anyone need help with anything?

Get me a scotch on the rocks. Actually, make it two because Uncle Luke doesn’t like being left out.

False.

False.

False.

False.

A neurochemical con job.