lackadaisically devoted

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

"I put one (1) coconut oil and two (2) Shea butters in the the basket to use Tropic Wisdom, giving myself plus two (2) Protection and restoring three (3) Moisture."

im getting sick of this.

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

I'm reminded of those star-studded movie premieres where they decorate the theater to look like a scene out of the film.