anytime i don’t want to work i remember where my tax dollars are going to and i lock tf back in … the humble canadian middle class is single-handedly supporting the yaoi economy

i truly think that the greatest impact of losing marner is that the leafs are now in a severe yaoi recession and these guys play like they legit dgaf abt each other . FELLAS the only way we’re gonna have a shot at making the playoffs is if we get ten times freakier about one another. someone needs to take one for the team and start developing a nathan mackinnon esque obsession with their teammate. i need these men to all be locked in a sensory deprivation chamber that causes them to have homoerotic hallucinations because holy shit wdym your CAPTAIN got pummelled to the ground and yall just stood there. what the fuck do u mean your starter goalie is fighting for his life day in day out and no one voluntarily dropped the gloves for him. ITS TIME TO GET FREAKIER ……