genuinely at a loss for words and filled with overwhelming emotion what do you please nick had attack mode right behind mitch and didn’t make a single attempt to overtake him . what do you mean he held position so that none of the cars behind him could catch up to mitch so that mitch could srill score points today during the worlds most miserable race . maybe it really was a love story after all

anytime i don’t want to work i remember where my tax dollars are going to and i lock tf back in … the humble canadian middle class is single-handedly supporting the yaoi economy

i truly think that the greatest impact of losing marner is that the leafs are now in a severe yaoi recession and these guys play like they legit dgaf abt each other . FELLAS the only way we’re gonna have a shot at making the playoffs is if we get ten times freakier about one another. someone needs to take one for the team and start developing a nathan mackinnon esque obsession with their teammate. i need these men to all be locked in a sensory deprivation chamber that causes them to have homoerotic hallucinations because holy shit wdym your CAPTAIN got pummelled to the ground and yall just stood there. what the fuck do u mean your starter goalie is fighting for his life day in day out and no one voluntarily dropped the gloves for him. ITS TIME TO GET FREAKIER ……