Fly Too High

No I don’t. But I’m sure I’ll manage with or without one. I just want to see what’s so ‘great’ about homecoming.

Literally nothing, did I not just say that, princess?

Anything to ruin your fun.

Honestly, Oliver, do you know how to smile? Or relax?

Sounds nice and all, but I’ll stick to the original plan.

Which is lame.

Well I don’t know! I’ve never ever changed before!

What the fuck even pushed you to change?

You misunderstood me, Jaffy! Normal Boo is outgoing, this Boo isn’t supposed to be outgoing… Just.. different! Which I guess didn’t go so well… I’ll go get other clothes..

You can be different without changing what you wear, idiot.

I have friends back at home, yeah. And believe me, I have a sense of fun. There’s just really no point in having a night out when my friends aren’t here, so.

So make new friends and don't be that loser who stays in on a Saturday night.

Well Mushu did say to try this and see how it goes…  I guess being like other girls isn’t for me…

You took what that guy said way too far, then took it even further because that shit was not outgoing. So cover yourself up before my eyes actually start bleeding because I feel like a pedophile looking at you.

So… be regular Boo… but not as outgoing Boo…?

What the hell-- That was not outgoing, that was straight up fucked up and slutty. So yes, regular Boo.

Even lamer? Yes, because standing in the corner of some gym all alone while watching all of the sweaty hormonal teenagers grind on each other and drink the punch that is made of lord knows what sounds so exciting. Yeah, I’d rather be doing something I at least kind of enjoy than be wanting to violently poke pins through my eyes for a few hours— a few hours I could be doing better things with, by the way.

Do you have friends? Or any sense of actual fun in you? Do you know what a night out is? Or fun?

Wait… Really…? And you’re not just saying that because you’re on something..?

I'm not feeling extra giddy, so no, I'm not on something. So yeah, really, stop trying to act like a hussy and quit being extra damn annoying.

And you were a stick in a mud as usual.

Absolutely nothing.

Do you realize that nobody likes people who try too hard to be different? Or little wannabes like you? I actually prefer stupid, naive Boo or stupid, wannabe Boo. Which is saying something because I felt such an intense distaste for you before.

Oh god really? Sounds like it’s going to be a really… interesting time then.

Do you even have a date, sweetheart?

Touche. I’ll probably just watch movies or something.

Yes, go straight for the opposite of the spectrum and have an even lamer night.

It gives girls an excuse to wear a bikini top, which is something I hope you will be wearing.

Damn, I was really hoping I got here after all of the homecoming festivities. Now I have to worry about what to wear and all of that junk.

Except you really don't have to, darling, nobody's forcing you to dress yourself up like a Ken doll.