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{ I forgot to put a notice up cause I’m that type of hoe but Jay is on hiatus until further notice. Add me on aim; jaewlk if you’d like. He’ll be semi-active there }

       “you’re not wrong anyway, move over.” she says, walking back closer to the water then slowly getting in. once half of her body is submerged, she looks at him. “i’m sanhee by the way, do you live around here?”

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“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

andre was filming his newest youtube vlog, just going about in the streets of london before he had heard a question being asked of him. turning off his camera, he turned towards the other male. “sure thing, you’re in london”, he spoke with a laugh, gesturing towards the general area. “but specifically you’re on remington and third.”

Ah, he must have come home for a visit to his adoptive parents, could not have handled seeing them yet and got smashed at the local pub. Typical, right? Jay cleared his throat after listening to the male in front of him’s response. “Thanks, man... Could you happen to point me to the centre? Around Burdinson street?”