Hongjoong: kind of total moms, are a huge fan of sweater weather, either think hongjoong is babie or daddy there’s no in between, probably reading this 1% battery or 100% battery, love baking, just super soft all around except for when someone fucks up, then y’all screwed, a huge perfectionist so doesn’t publish their work often as they only want to put out their best work
Seonghwa: just like him omfg, confident little fuckers who know exactly what they’re doing when they pull on those fishnets and wing their eyeliner, thrive off of being reliable and trusted but not depended on, usually have those snacks which are really healthy and way too tasty to seem healthy, are probably kind of loud once you get past their quiet exterior, just slightly confident but also slightly confused kiddos
Yunho: if the sun was a person, it would be this person, is definitely a dog person, the energizer of the group, gets sad sometimes but feels like they can’t tell anyone because they already have an image of themselves in the world, want cuddles 99.999999% of the time because fuck you if you don’t give them the cuddles, are softer than you would expect
Yeosang: literally so soft, if they were a flower, they would be a dandelion, will fight anyone about anything, but no one takes them seriously because sweater paws and oversized t-shirts aren’t good for intimidation, are super sarcastic, are kind of scary because you can’t read their mind, probably is an amazing singer and is too shy to tell people
San: holy shit, they’re so fucking hot, like actually some of the most beautiful people ever, may seem a little cocky at first but they’re actually kind of sensitive and insecure, their adaptability is insane, seem really loud at first but are actually pretty quiet, the mood maker, they’ve just got that “cool” vibe about them that makes other people want to impress them
Mingi: uhh died when MAMA happened (literally the only good thing about MAMA 2019 tbh), are slightly dysfunctional in the best way possible, seem really sinful but probably couldn’t even hit on someone without stuttering, for some reason, they’re all teddy bear fiends??? idk bro i don’t make the rules, are walking around with one (1) braincell that’s kind of off and on and nobody really knows how sensitive they actually are, definitely has an rbf but the personality of a puppy
Wooyoung: boy, oh boy, they are the friend who will always hype you up, the one who you’d wanna be best friends with because you’ll go down in history as the pair of “those” best friends, probably really good at something really unexpected, most of them are super flexible if you catch my drift, god their smirk is deadly and they know it, also they’re disney addicts???? is super popular because they’re friends with the entire planet ig again i don’t make the rules
Jongho: are sick and tired of hearing jongho being named the “apple boy” when he’s so much more than that, literally gods at whatever they decide to pick up next, kind of shy and get ignored sometimes but they’re so so so sweet and funny, some of the kindest souls you will ever meet, are the type to write poetry and give to their friends just for appreciating them, will definitely beat you at any given sport and that’s just facts, vocal legends, all of them can sing. not even joking, they can all sing really well.