Cal

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

in modern aus i see people having suibian and bichen as like pets, but what if it was just their laptops. wwx and jc have matching laptops and wen chao gets wen zhuliu to throw jc’s laptop in a river and wwx just like changes his password and wallpaper and is like dope i found your laptop. jc is like wow! i dont remember having so many memes on my laptop but my laptops back! lwj is on a quest to find out why wwx is doing his entire thesis in the notes app on his phone. wei ying come to the it department with me and all that. 

What if I combust?

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for