Tillie

There are so many kinks out there that your average person would never clock as kinks in spite of being obviously sexual in nature because they sound like kind of nothing unless you have some fairly specialised terminology to work with. Like, oh, you're sexually obsessed with penises, how original – BUT. It's in a very specific way.

living with unmedicated ADHD is basically like if Zeno's paradox were real

I asked my much cooler younger brother (bassist, surfer, vintage console repairman) what his fursona would be. He gave a stock response. He isnt a furry but has several furry friends, he respects them from a distance, yaddah yaddah. I pressed him. Okay but if you had to pick. He paused as if struck with revelation and said: "What if I was a manta ray? Like Big Man from splatoon?" And frankly I think his fursona is already cooler than mine. It's an enlightened choice.

it's so hard to be socially conscious and also maintain a friendly relationship with people i work with

like there's only so many times you can say "hey don't say that, that's rude/bigoted/a dogwhistle" before everyone just stops talking to you. nothing changes except you're alone now. ask how i know.

it's easier to ignore the slightly offputting tranny than to actually change how you act dontchaknow

baffling micro misogyny ive noticed is that now that i look visibly Like A Woman men have stopped moving. whenever im walking down a sidewalk and a dude is coming the opposite direction he now staunchly refuses to move and expects me to move first to avoid a collision. god damn!!

Allow me to put this in terms you’ll understand. Your “beta kid” Dave Strider has “prototyped himself” with oncoming traffic and is now “god tiering” in a “quest bed” at the hospital

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart