Jaderace

TENDOU SATORI

— I’m not good with people, and I don’t want to interact with them.

And, of course, me being a dumbass, couldn't resist instead doing this

And from that point it kinda.... escalated

And easily my worst edited but also most people's favourite

(There's like 5 more, I went a bit crazy)

However, it didn't stop there, because at one point I sent this picture into the chat:

That's all fine, nothing strange considering it's me

However, here's an extract of the following conversation

Friend: I thought he was holding a baguette for a moment

Friend: Which Haikyuu character would have a baguette as a weapon

Me: Hold on, I know the answer to this

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Warning: NSFW

MC x All Boys

MC: Actually Gavin, I did mean it. I am tired of all the bull. Why don’t you pretend I am out with another guy so you can snatch me up like you did when I was on that blind date.

MC: Ahem yes, now fly over here bird cop and handcuff me to your bed post. Cause I am trying to fuck the police!

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MC: I was looking for the candy in your pants Mr. Chips. Maybe if I put it in my mouth I will find out what flavor will explode from the center of your lollipop?

MC: Don’t play Kiro I see the way you look at me when you think I am not watching. All you have to do is use that pick inside your pants to strum my kitty like a guitar.

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MC: Professors Lucien, I have a hypothesis that the size of your large hands and long fingers correlates to the size of other parts of your antonym.

MC: Please Professor tell me what will happen if I keep doing it, better yet show me, as you know I am one of those students that learns best from experience.

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MC: *pouting* Mr. CEO I am sorry. I noticed a wrinkling bulge in your pants after giving my report. I know how you like to be nice a tidy, so I wanted to give you a hand, and rub it out for you.

Aquarium Date - Lucien