Toilet Advisor

Robert Reades, Dublin - soul mates. 3.5 / 10 crappers.

The South William, Dublin - you can still see the bullet holes from the 1916 rising. 5 / 10 crappers.

Broadway, Brighton - All that Jaxx 🎶 4.5 / 10 crappers

Giggling Squid, Brighton - The elephant never forgets what you did. 5 / 10 crappers

Harry Byrne’s, Dublin - interesting motif throughout. Is it the Salmon of Knowledge? He had to be somewhere 4 / 10 crappers.

Kook, Brighton - Where does Art end and Toilet begin..? That was my excuse for pissing all over the floor. 5 / 10 crappers.

Pho, Brighton - Nice clean lines, seemed to have an air of De Stijl. De Stoojl? 5.5 / 10 crappers

Tempest Inn, Brighton - an underwater theme throughout even in the toilets, nice commitment, if eerie. I resisted the urge to go diving for treasure. 3.5 / 10 crappers.

White Rabbit, Brighton - An important message. Smoking kills aliens. 1.5/10 crappers

Fishbowl, Brighton - The Bird-Man of Alca-jax. 1.5/10 crappers.

Camden Exchange, Dublin - Nice wooden finish throughout, gives it a fine logger feel. clean and fresh. 6 / 10 crappers.

Broadcast - Glasgow- I eat your pooh

The Pav, Trinity College, Dublin - solid effort by the Pav. a bit like what i did while there. can’t complain about the general patina of urine, it being a student bar. 5 / 10 crappers

River Bar, Dublin - Is there something a bit HR Giger about these jax. or is that Karl Lagerfeld. 5.5 / 10 crappers

The Counting House, Glasgow - thats well outside the recommended bowl / flusher ratio…

3 / 10 crappers.

6.5 / 10 crappers.