Brooklyn Nine-Nine {Sentence Starters}
âWhy are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.â
âSomebody give me a puka shell necklace. Iâm going full douche.â
âYeah, itâs been more like stressful and deathy.â
âWhen did you come up with all those code names?!â
âStart taking care of yourself again!â
âThey robbed me. They ate my Moose Tracks icecream.â
âIâm afraid I might come across a little boring.â
âI have a lighter, okay? We get some hairspray, make some flame throwers.â
âCanât you just use the internet on your phone?â
âNonsense, it was just a lot of time and a lot of money.â
âFeels like youâre being a little harsh.â
âYou make everything you touch better.â
âWho doesnât bring their phone with them into the bathroom?â
âHow are we going to get past them without a gun fight?â
âHeâs always weird around her and it stresses her out.â
âNo, weâre going to climb through them.â
âYouâre two minutes late. I called all the emergency rooms.â
âI was going for extremely harsh, Iâll turn it up.â
âNo, I called you once, my butt called the other forty-nine.â
âTheyâre called Ents. Get a life, dweeb.â
âFirst Iâm gonna need to break you down to nothing, and then build you back up, piece by piece.â
âI should have offered free streudel.â
âWhich gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.â
âI was so tired that I fell asleep while shaving my legs.â
âIf weâre gonna do this, weâre gonna do it my way, okay?â
âThat looks like my dad. That is my dad!â
âA psychic told me I was going to die alone in a pit.â











