Making adult Caprisuns. 🤣 follow for more details. Ignore for 5 years bad luck.

will have bad luck anyway but, my attention has been already caught. adult caprisuns?? where do i start my tab?

how did it come out? i’d attempt (emphasis on attempt) to try to cook more but, it would probably be a waste of time & money.

dramatically points to the Waffle House sign.

i hate this because now all i’m thinking about is 3am chocolate chip pancakes.

I’m sore from last night, but I got myself some fancy chicken tenders as a reward for making it into the top ten remaining contenders. I feel … a little proud.

let's just say i know a lot more than you think. 😉 seriously though, you're always trying to improve yourself, i can only see things going up. always? oh, you know what kind of flowers you like? 🤨 should i be jealous that someone has given you some before– just kidding.

📲: context please....

turning off the chat is the best way to play. how can you not like mercy, right? she’s fun to play with a friend - i feel like most wrestlers are also huge gamers so that shouldn’t be hard to find.

even with voice chat? 💀 no, we're both too busy to sit still for that long. i don't really consider myself to be a homebody either, i'd rather be out doing something.

I’m sore from last night, but I got myself some fancy chicken tenders as a reward for making it into the top ten remaining contenders. I feel … a little proud.

there’s always next year. i’ve got a solid feeling you’ll be a top guy to win buuuut, i might be a little biased. if you main event wrestlemania, i’ll get to see your cute face wherever i go even more. listen, i’m not complaining - those colors suit you well. though good to know, i’ll leave what kind of flowers i’m getting you as a surprise.

Laundry needs to just like… do itself or something. I’ve been staring at this pile all weekend and yet, I can’t move. 😒

life hack: just keep buying new clothes.

overwatch might be the worst community to be a newbie in. 💀 which character are you playing as?

turning off the chat is the best way to play. how can you not like mercy, right? she’s fun to play with a friend - i feel like most wrestlers are also huge gamers so that shouldn’t be hard to find.

I’m sore from last night, but I got myself some fancy chicken tenders as a reward for making it into the top ten remaining contenders. I feel … a little proud.

lowkey felt bad for the guy. he barely stood a chance but hey, at least it made things fun. you did amazing, i’ll say it so you don’t have to. hm, are there any colors you like that are not black or purple?

I’m sore from last night, but I got myself some fancy chicken tenders as a reward for making it into the top ten remaining contenders. I feel … a little proud.

you should feel more than proud. suddenly, i need to buy you flowers.

so, your best friend or significant other has called you to bail them out of jail. what is the first crime that pops into your mind to why they’re there?seen this asked a lot on socials and i’m curious!

what if my significant other already went to jail?

🫠 why are you doing this to me. you're too sweet. (but don't stop.)

It’s not until next year but it’s going to be so strange tuning into Monday Night Raw on Netflix of all places.. I would’ve thought Peacock considering.

i don't think they wanted to pay up, or enough. it'll be so weird for raw to not be on a network. then again, who even watches cable tv anymore?