Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Claire Keane
shark vs the universe
#extradirty
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Jules of Nature
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Sade Olutola
The Stonewall Inn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@jacksonfromteenwolf
@sapropel i spent 20 minutes on this, enjoy
Its slightly off beat you should have just killed me instead
why don’t you hop in adobe premiere and make a better version, biophysics boy
I have no rebuttal for this that doesn’t make me sound like a loser
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Tag yourself
we live in a society
There’s nothing wrong with treating yourself, dear.
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i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads
this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen
I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said
But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur
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i love cinematic parallels
me when i go to barnes n noble and spend $38.78
Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa
Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas
*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*
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Schrödinger’s boys
FUCK
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
